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Come by the Gym
Need to get rid of the extra flab? What to look like a lean mean fighting machine? How can you get all this you ask? Just stop on by the gymnasium ask for me, Jim, and I'll be ready to pump you up! They don't just call me "Muscle" for nothing! Hurry and stop on by, tell them you read about me in the Titanic Times and get 50% off your first workout. By: Jim "Muscle" Masheen Autographings Stop on by and see John Lennon and get his autograph. He'll autograph anything! From hats to walls, or guitars to stuffed animals, he'd love to meet with you. It's amazing he's on the Titanic, and he's surprised finding himself on board too. By: John Lennon |
Let's see who has recently joined us on the Titanic and let's get to know them alittle better. So Ladies and Gentlmen welcome aboard... Shania Twain of C112, a talented flute player, whose interested in beanie babies and bowling. Shady Thompson of C27, a 22-year old with light brown hair and dair brown eyes. Sherri Smith of C28, also a 22-year old that was born on May 17th. Do you want to see you name here as have been registered?? Well all you have to do is go here, register, and look for the next issue of the Titanic Times, and your name just has to be in here! So don't wait! |
Life Saved!
This story comes to us from a little family from Portland, Oregon. Fortunalety June 15, Mr. John Smith was caught choking on his chicken dinner and Mrs. Ethel Smith was able to come to his aid and save him. "I would have died!" Mr. John Smith says with compassion, "She's my hero and that's why I married her." Mrs. Ethel declines to commit to the situation, but she doesn't want to bring to much attention to her good deed. By: Mr. John Smith Submit a Story Are you just dying to tell us something? A rumor or maybe what's happening in your life on the Titanic? Why not submit a story! Could be an ad, editorial, or just a report. Go to: Submit a Story, and tell us about your Titanic Related Thought. |