| NICKNAMES |
| We've got nicknames for everybody. Some are funny, some are not. This list will feature all the ones that we think are funny. |
| Baby Factory Baglady Best Dancer Ever Big Mama ButtCrack Big Stupid Bitch Black George Washington Bobbin' Head Doll Man Bottom Lip Billy Brown Bubble Bus Cheese Hog Chromosome Crazy Old Gook Cross-Eyed Freak the Dad from Blossom Danny Cardillo the Dirty Kids Eighty Year Old Whore En Vogue Chicks (never ever gonna get it) Fellatio the Girl That Can't Dance the Girl That Caught Ryan Grabbing Her Butt God Damn Joe Guy That Thinks He's Smlahpah Hood Ornament the Horror Ice Cube Jello Shot Jen Joey Union Worker Johnny ChewSpit Juicy Fruit Kank KoolAid Stain Laverne the Little Mermaid Little Miss Dance-Real-Hot Loch Ness Monster (a waitress at Hooters!) Mark's Officially Gay Mariah Mary J. Fat Mean Mom 1982 Pedophile Pete Phbthbtthhh! (stick your tongue out, close your mouth & blow!) PornStar Hair Queer Buccaneer Ronald Regan Skin Cancer Smlahpah Andey Stiff Cliff Stu SuperTits Tom's Wife Trailer Trash Nascar Guy UglyMint Twins Ulysses S. Grant the Unabomber Wedgehead Zoobily Zoo Those Pizza Shop Whiggers |