8. Credence Clearwater Revival (How can a guy that can't talk be a singer?)
7. Kiss (Show me a Kiss fan, I'll show you someone who's been duped)
6. System of A Down (They sound like they make up their songs on the spot.)
5. Nelson
4.The Byrds (Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, can you play two notes? No? Well then , you suck.)
3.The Doors
2.America (Just name the fucking horse and quit your hippy-ass whining.)
1.Nirvana (Famous last words: No I don't have a gun)
"Look at these Shabiggety Whap Haps!"