The Gandalf game
Sculder times were good times
Christico, Co, Lobster, Christ, Chris Tea, Padfoot, Sexysexkitten, C-dawg, C-unit, Co-unit, C-lo, Crilly illums, coey...etc etc

Type of music I like:  Metal, Rock, Punk Rock, classical, Grunge, 80's, Jazz, rap. No country for me, sorry ash.

Some Favorite Actors and actresses: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Johnny Depp, Topher Grace, Danny Masterson, james Marsters, RUPES, Julian Mcmahon, Matthew Lillard,   Sandra Bullock, Eliza Dushku,   Angelina Jolie, , ...& others
Some memories with friends~ i love u guys~

-~Bus stop Crew....plus Chelsea~ running from hicks at the bowl w/ the bust stop crew... fun times. JESS AND I COMPLETELY WASTED BEHIND HANNIFORDS
-Dont just stare at it, eat it!~American Psycho!~Awesome
-X file parties ~ Sculder ~ "wanna make our honeymoon video?"
-"i have a joke' wow Ida
-CO UNIT
- wrestling on the trampoline while getting soaked with water... unforgetable
-Jesica falling off my bed after we prank phone called someone... haha, im still laughing co
-THONGZILLA!!  <------Jess
-"Is john there?" prank phone calling friends with Ida and jess, asking everybody 'is john there?" bridget not getting it and matt hanging up on us
-i can see your ass in that skirt ~ 11 years Jessy~ im sick of this petty bullshit im over it~ we cant forget about them u guys
-Bam vs Orlando
-"Did you know that more people die each year from cows than sharks?"
-Math class, with Malaysia, Amanda, and Chelsea... i love you three. good times malaysia and amanda always fighting
-French class!! amanda/cass/sam
-CLIMBING THROUGH WINDOWS!! lol Manda.... that was the best way to ditch 4th block
-study hall with robyn, nikki, and katie. haha you guys are the best study hall buddies ever! "its so small!"
-'WHY DOESNT TIM LIKE ME??"  amanda pouring her heart out to me about tim while shes drunk
-michael jackson movie! 'i call him blanket because hes like a blanket of love'
-Walks, playstation, board games, poker, phone calls, chats with people dont know us, haha, "Omg a cat!" "u guys its just light!'
-Bridget and Jess hooking  Ida up with Hazen... u guys are retards
-Matt's house with evan, ida, matt, and cori. that was awesome, so much fun in matt's shed.  that sounds kinda dirty.
-goin round town stealin shit from ever store with matt. AWESOME
-8th grade with ida, at my house eating ice cream for breakfast with forks, goin to the lord of the rings website and keep hittin refresh till we hear orlando's voice.
-Purple!! hhahaaha that was awesome/pathetic  ida.
-parts of halloween ~ that dog was a racehorse!!! lol matt. 'when r u guys leaving?' ian wanted us to get the hell outta his house. ~waitin for chelsea's mom to pick us up ~ catchin up on whose talkin shit
-PASSION OF THE JEWISH NAZIS!!! that was so awesome!!  ian we're not payin u! wasnt there an octupus in jeruselum or somethin? Chelsea ur a genius
- making cardboard Cell phones!!! Marissa, Kristen, Matt and me. i still have mine!!
-8th grade art class. me jess and chelsea pissing off Jeff by saying the matrix is all about robots... lol he was gonna like explode. Nicknames with Dean and tishi
-Meghan Loyd... i think thats all i need to say.  (i am the mother of meghan loyd!)
-Matt throwing up all over my bathroom. and on idas shirt.
-Walmart and bakery with Cori, good times.
-idas 14th birthday party~ "someone screamed!!" i threw a glowstick on Tim Hutton's lawn, then ash and i ran and got it, then put it in his mail box. getting chased by a car. freaky shit. but fun, soooo much fun. Haha, ida cried... that guy following us in the car that sounded like Steve-O
-water balloon baseball with matt and kristen G, the funnest game EVER
-pringle hackysack/pringle bag, the second greatest game inventions... invented by matt. so hilarious. you cant really explain Pringle bag, you just hadda be there
-High school dance with matt, Kristen P, Cori, Wyndham, Ida, Chelsea and Matt...(am i forgetting anyone?) well we were fucking bored, so we ditched kristen, inhaled alot of balloons, then walked to blockbuster, coris mom picked her up, then matt invented pringle bag. then we played pringle sack. then we bought more pringles to play pringle bag again but it just wasnt the same... then we went to dunkin donuts and thought it would be really funny to argue loudly about which donut we want, seeing how long we could do it before we got in trouble... somehow wyndham ended up paying for a donut he didnt want, so ida ate it... we went back to the school, sat on the bleachers, watching people run REALLY fast on the track while waiting for our rides to come
-football game with chelsea and wyndham matt and kristen...we ditched kristen again, went back to chelseas house. slept over at chelseas, good times...
- trailor park with ryan danny and co. *gonna kick andrews ass* lol, chillin outside of bridgets trailor. visitin co's old trailor. HOUSE/TRAILOR. LOL CO, dan's crazy
-RHINO!!!!!!!!!
-margarita Notebook
-"Finding" the wheelchair and crutches... Cryps vs the bloods!!!!!!!!
-GETTING BRIDGESTS CAR STUCK IN THE DITCH LMAO needing a tow truck to get it out *my mom is gonna kill me!*
-Gallary walk. Swappin drinks lol. Guys with REALLY big heads. seeing neil. haha... emma's house later.... "learning" thriller. making the awesome dance.
*Christie Christie! (points at guy) way to go ida....
*Me and Co at Chelseas, 'tea night' playing uno
*me and co getting really worked up about Aladdin and then beating the game... cause we rock
*at the tea shop with chelsea laughing about Rake Yohn hating mustard
*ME and Co being obsessed with Bam...... I love you Co you'll always be my favorite:) lol
-Night before halloween, ida breaking the pole, making freinds and meisha getting guys number and startin shit with other guys...
--simpson puzzle night
-convincing a 9 yr old that Queen Latifa is the queen of england
-SCARF KID AND CURE KID~ scarf kid getting shoved and cure kid talking shit about us
-Trailer park with Gabs
-Singing AND DANCING to 'just lose it' with ashley in biology....multiple times
-"try something new friday" with chels and molly
-dean punching me then us laughing for about 20 years
-endless games or scattergories with jess
-Christening RUPERT
-"massive sex....massive sex?" Matt: what did u say was a good afterschool activity mr. noren?
-Jessica going on family vacations with everyone
~Bloodhound gang concert with jess... p fucking a
Art Classes/Social Studies classes with dean/ ss3 with dean and freeman.
Me: Her name is Sarah but her nickname is Sally.
Ida: That;s so stupid! That's like the same name! But.... spelled differently...
Me and Jess: ......

Me: Marco and Steve are over
Me: We were just workin out
Me: now we all have 8 pacs
Me: do u have a 8 pac?
Ida: no
Ida: i have a 54783 pack
Me: wow thats impressive
ida: i know
Ida: i work out 26 hours a day

(about kristen) "GO FUCK AN 18 YEAR OLD! YOURE RIGHT I DID WRITE THAT SHIT ABOUT YOU ON A TABLE!! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!!! ITS FUNNY HOW MANY PEOPLE HATE YOU!!" ~Ida

OTHER QUOTES
"You should turn that skirt into a dress!"Malaysia

Ryan: you're a man of stupid
Danny: You're a chip off the stupid block

Me: The big black guy?
Adam: No, the little white guy.

"Dean Is playing with his slinky. I mean, a slinky." Christina

"I wish i were a guy so that i could do you." Christina

"No worries my Margarita momma" Christina

"Hello, this is Alex. Hello, this is Alex." -Alex Breau

"I haven't jerked like that in a while."*Shippee

"Can i have your seven digets plus area code?" Bridget

"We need lipstick"*points to nose to show where lipstick goes* Emma

"Ow, A tree." Violet

ME:Did you like your present? (a condom)
KRIS C:yeah, but too bad you cant get it back
ME: did you use it?!
KRIS: yeah...on YOUR MOM!!!
ME:.....

"She told me if you talked to her again she was gonna give you a smackdown.:Margo

"Hump her and dump her." ~Anonymous

ME: "i hate the smell of fish."
Sally: "But I thought you said you were friends with Kristen again?

"All my boyfriends sleep with me then break me heart. *teacher standing there* "Oh, heres my homework." Sam.B

Me: Can you grab a book for me and Gabs?
Monique: Just because im black doesnt mean im a maid!
Me and Gabs: ....
Monique: Im just kidding

"I dumped her because she sucks at volleyball." Shippee

Me: Hey beautiful what's your sign?
Amanda: Im a gemini
Me: Oh, I thought your sign would be "We're Open"

"He called me the H word!!" (whore)~Amanda

"i was ugly before then as u know from that pic. no guys wanted to romp that."Amanda

**GREEN DAY IS PUNK!!!**
Quotes from Chelsea a.k.a THE PINTO

"F the fuck?"
"im gonna ride you like a wave."
"Eat the floor bitch!"

*Watching Gandalf fight Orcs in 'the Return of the King'* Me: Gandalf just fucked them up
Chelsea: They all his bitches now.

Chelsea: Can you turn on the cd player?
Wyndham: I'll turn you on! ;)
*Chelsea's mom is standing in the doorway*
Chelsea: Um, this is my mom

"It takes a lot to get me in the sack... like 50 bucks."

"Hey Daddy, can i have a white girl?" (impersonating P Diddy's son)

Chelsea: i've preformed oral sex on...7869 guys
Me: ive done 7872!!!!!! beat ya
Me: 7872 and a half if you count the midget
Chelsea: HAHAHA
Chelsea: i don't count midgits


Jess's Quotes

CHELS: FUCK YOU.
JESS: Fuck ME?! Fuck YOU!!!!!

....You have to be 15 for a year and a half"

"Which cat is this?"**

"32.50!!!!!!"

"IT TASTES JUST LIKE GRAPEFRUIT!!"

"He is Such a fuck. Tell him he's a fuck!!"

Me: Marco got a new motorcycle
Jess: i know, he gave me his old one.
Me: Oh really? he offered me one, but i didnt know how to ride it so he gave me his.....electric scooter.

"Ida is coloring her waterbottle... that's what crack does to u kids."

"Wtf, get your eating disorders right."
"So what if I eat too much and have boobs?"Jimmy Pop

DOM MONAGHAN and BILLY BOYD quotes
Dom: Sometimes he looks like a frog. Sometimes he looks like a monkey. Sometimes he looks like a bus.
Billy: ....a bus?

Billy:...So they go from being prisoners of war, to like, the very bosom of nature.
Dom: mmm.... bosoms...
Billy: did I say busom?
Dom: Mmm... yeah....

Dom: This is my 'second breakfast'.
Billy: See what hes done there?
Dom: See what ive done?
Billy: He's brought life and the movie together. Like here, we have Kumara and bacon, together. Me and Dom, we're now together. But not like that.

*Elijah, how many times have we told you? you can't double tig on a tog!-Billy Boyd
"Dom recommended this for me. It's icelandic music. I think they play the nose flute. a very difficult instrument to master. "Billy Boyd
"That was nice. Do it again."Billy Boyd
"That's very aggressive Dom"Billy Boyd
"I think it's great that whatever Legolas is going through, he always has fantastic hair. "Dominic Monaghan
"How can he carry a ring if he's just made of pillows?"Dominic Monaghan
"keep on truckin Viggo!"Dominic Monaghan
             
"Bush is definately not my hommie."EMINEM
"I mock you with my monkey pants!" Seth Green
"Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly"~
"You're hogging all the fans!" "You're hoggin all the ugly." (Family Guy)
You fucking toaster!! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be, a toaster!! damn! i have no kiwis! ~Happy Noodle Boy (johnny the homicidal maniac)
You have died. Press X to continue. -Playstation 2 game
Oh, I thought I saw Clint Eastwood! That would have made my day. He's such a studmuffin. -Mrs. Doubtfire
"Brushing your teeth is overrated"-Ryan Dunn
OMG!!! SOMEBODY SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!! -From a JTHM comic
"I can blade down the stairs , i can blade on the guard rails, i can blade on yo momma's ass. Fuck ya'all im goin bladin." ~Michael Ian Black
""When i inject myself with heroin, my clothes look cooler!" Hal Sparks
"its a big rock. i cant wait to tell my friends. they never had a rock this big." JAmes Marsters

Girl: you love that stupid mine more than you love me
Guy: I love Syphilis more than i love you.

"Wanna make our honeymoon video?"Mulder
"Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich!"Mulder
"Scully, is this demonstration of boyhood agility tunring you on?"Mulder
"Ryan hasn't showered since october."*Bam
'Oh, piss off. I'm just going to play Barbies with my daughter.'" -Johnny Depp
(On sex) "One person's always disappointed. So far, I've been lucky; it's always been the woman." Ryan Stiles

R.S: "You're born naked, you die naked - end of story!"
Guy: "You don't die naked."
R.S: "If you plan it right you do."

"Can I get a price check on the stud in aisle four?"  Ryan Stiles
"I think all women are beautiful - that's how desperate I am." Ryan Stiles
"Memphisto is the name of an imaginary film about Elvis as a Devil, that I created in my mind" -Martin L. Gore