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This site is dedicated to Mr. Nuebel. The many people that have him will have heard many, if not all of the sayings that are composed below. *Essentially. *Turkey. *Let’s ratchet this one ahead. *Don’t dog and pony me. *Make a notation. *Why don’t you jot this down. *I’ll come down on you like a ton of bricks. *You’ll be up a creek without a paddle and let’s not talk about what’s in the creek. *Don’t jerk me around on a regular basis. *Show me that you’re smarter than the average bears. *Throw down the gauntlet. *Let’s see if those neurons *are firing. *Ahh, jeez! *Short, sweet, and hard to beat. *Etc. etc. etc. *Stay abreast. *Jacking around. *This test will bury you. *It’s not something nice to know, it’s something you need to know. *Essentially, you’ll need to pay the piper. *We need to get the ball rolling on this one. *Ahh jeez, what are you turkeys trying to do to me? *Let’s ruffle a few feathers. *Make a notation off to the adjacent. *We’ll get ya outta my hair cause we don’t have much hair to deal with. *I’ve radically shifted gears to... *If you don’t track along, you’re going to be caught behind the eight ball. *I won’t be your rubber crutch and pole. *You can get heady. *I trust you have your pens handy. *You aren’t just another pretty face. *I’m not playing games with you. *It’s fair game for me to ask you...on the test. *Grab your notes. *I’m not trying to wall you. *Have you pens handy. *Lubricating the process. *Right from the get go! *As soon as that feels rosy to you... *A broken clock is right two times a day; that doesn’t make it a good clock. *Plant the seeds… *Show me that you were/are paying attention. *If it sounds like I’m being a little facicious...I am! *All part of a sinister communist life. *It’s a yellow brick road assignment. *To some of you, it sounds like a real boon. *The caveat...ahh jeez! *I’m gonna give you some cold turkey, simple data here. *Gentlemen, do not screw around with me. *It killed the goose that laid the golden egg. *Knock knock puddin head. *The dog-gone thing. *I’m gonna drill and practice this with ya. *Whisper sweet nothings in your neighbor’s ear. *I’m gonna drill you on this. *Point to this/that baby. *Do the math. *I’m gonna give you a big heads up. *Show me/impress me. *Jumping up and down tickled pink. ...that bad boy... *Don’t give me any flack at a later date. *Please listen to what I’m going to say. *I’m letting my prejudice out. *I want you to do the following... *Can you fill in the blank for me? *You might as well spit into a strong north wind. *Give you a big hi-sign. *You’re a good man Charlie Brown. *At first blush... *I’ve got some meek and timid souls out there. *You must have wax build up not to hear that one. *For God’s sake, I hope I don’t have to play this Mickey Mouse game. *Ahh jeez, they’re just a buncha turkeys! *Pork in the bill. *...at a later date. *You’re toying around with something that’s pretty creative. *Show me that in fact... *I’m old and senile and about ready to lose my teeth. *I can read you like a book and there aren’t that many pages. *Stop and bite your tongue at first response. *You’ve essentially defeated your purpose. *Clint, you may or may not know that Copernicus is turning on a dime here. *Actuarily. *As bullheaded as all hell. *Better fill that baby out so they don’t give you any flack. *They got into a blank contest...well, a pissin contest. *It’s not a gay law. *I had a friend, who was living in sin, if I can use that phrase...cliche. *For God’s sake, answer his questions. *I trust you have your notes handy. *For those of you not firing on half your neurons. *Sun and fun, here and there. *You goose. *Bastardizing. *I trust we’re not being freverlous here. *Add these ingredients together. *I’m not going to profess anything. *Let’s save your wisdom for just a minute. *Your observations and your demeanor puts a paw over things. *Now I’m editorializing. *That’s on a burner at the present time. *Let’s just recap this. *Take a few notes on what I’m about to tell you here. *Gentlemen, last request here. *Lightening rod locations. *They will not lose a New York minute. *Smart as well as good looking. *I’ll make the assumption... *...bombed them back to the Stone Age. *Ethinicity. *The Golden Arches, etc. *This is an item we’re not gonna go down that road. *All kinds of catharsisms. *I’m going to be kind of irate. *I’m doing some fuzzy math here. *We woulda seen the moon out early. *Essentially, they jerked the guy off. *Busier than a one legged man in a sack race. *The smoke was so thick you could cut it in blocks and sell it. *You don’t want to be caught in that posture. *He was all twitter patted. *I’ll shoot you a date here. *I’m gonna give you one side of the post here. *We’ve got some guys coming in from Chicago to take you out. *Hot button issue. *Absenpee->Absentee. *Can you see the parallel here? *Skake the tree. *You can graduate with flying honors. *If we went round robin, we’d be streching things a little bit. *Eyeball to eyeball. *Bables->Tables. *You’ve got just a handful of days. *We’re gonna come full circle… *Stir the juices. *He’s pretty savvy. *...personal prejudice... *Don’t shut her off; it will anger me as well as her. *Got into tits->fits. *Fluididity. *We couldn’t afford cigarettes so we just smoked corn silk. *Just race ahead using that logic. *Da da da da. *I’m gonna ask kind of a generic question. *Partyize. *I want you to see the variations. *Run your eyeballs over this baby. *You’ve already seen ahead here, especially with the r. |
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