NUEBELISMS
This site is dedicated to Mr. Nuebel.  The many people that have him will have heard many, if not all of the sayings that are composed below.


*Essentially.
*Turkey.
*Let’s ratchet this one ahead.
*Don’t dog and pony me.
*Make a notation.
*Why don’t you jot this down.
*I’ll come down on you like a ton of bricks.
*You’ll be up a creek without a paddle and let’s not talk about what’s in the creek.
*Don’t jerk me around on a regular basis.
*Show me that you’re smarter than the average bears.
*Throw down the gauntlet.
*Let’s see if those neurons *are firing.
*Ahh, jeez!
*Short, sweet, and hard to beat.
*Etc. etc. etc.
*Stay abreast.
*Jacking around.
*This test will bury you.
*It’s not something nice to know, it’s something you need to know.
*Essentially, you’ll need to pay the piper.
*We need to get the ball rolling on this one.
*Ahh jeez, what are you turkeys trying to do to me?
*Let’s ruffle a few feathers.
*Make a notation off to the adjacent.
*We’ll get ya outta my hair cause we don’t have much hair to deal with.
*I’ve radically shifted gears to...
*If you don’t track along, you’re going to be caught behind the eight ball.
*I won’t be your rubber crutch and pole.
*You can get heady.
*I trust you have your pens handy.
*You aren’t just another pretty face.
*I’m not playing games with you.
*It’s fair game for me to ask you...on the test.
*Grab your notes.
*I’m not trying to wall you.
*Have you pens handy.
*Lubricating the process.
*Right from the get go!
*As soon as that feels rosy to you...
*A broken clock is right two times a day; that doesn’t make it a good clock.
*Plant the seeds…
*Show me that you were/are paying attention.
*If it sounds like I’m being a little facicious...I am!
*All part of a sinister communist life.
*It’s a yellow brick road assignment.
*To some of you, it sounds like a real boon.
*The caveat...ahh jeez!
*I’m gonna give you some cold turkey, simple data here.
*Gentlemen, do not screw around with me.
*It killed the goose that laid the golden egg.
*Knock knock puddin head.
*The dog-gone thing.
*I’m gonna drill and practice this with ya.
*Whisper sweet nothings in your neighbor’s ear.
*I’m gonna drill you on this.
*Point to this/that baby.
*Do the math.
*I’m gonna give you a big heads up.
*Show me/impress me.
*Jumping up and down tickled pink.
...that bad boy...
*Don’t give me any flack at a later date.
*Please listen to what I’m going to say.
*I’m letting my prejudice out.
*I want you to do the following...
*Can you fill in the blank for me?
*You might as well spit into a strong north wind.
*Give you a big hi-sign.
*You’re a good man Charlie Brown.
*At first blush...
*I’ve got some meek and timid souls out there.
*You must have wax build up not to hear that one.
*For God’s sake, I hope I don’t have to play this Mickey Mouse game.
*Ahh jeez, they’re just a buncha turkeys!
*Pork in the bill.
*...at a later date.
*You’re toying around with something that’s pretty creative.
*Show me that in fact...
*I’m old and senile and about ready to lose my teeth.
*I can read you like a book and there aren’t that many pages.
*Stop and bite your tongue at first response.
*You’ve essentially defeated your purpose.
*Clint, you may or may not know that Copernicus is turning on a dime here.
*Actuarily.
*As bullheaded as all hell.
*Better fill that baby out so they don’t give you any flack.
*They got into a blank contest...well, a pissin contest.
*It’s not a gay law.
*I had a friend, who was living in sin, if I can use that phrase...cliche.
*For God’s sake, answer his questions.
*I trust you have your notes handy.
*For those of you not firing on half your neurons.
*Sun and fun, here and there.
*You goose.
*Bastardizing.
*I trust we’re not being freverlous here.
*Add these ingredients together.
*I’m not going to profess anything.
*Let’s save your wisdom for just a minute.
*Your observations and your demeanor puts a paw over things.
*Now I’m editorializing.
*That’s on a burner at the present time.
*Let’s just recap this.
*Take a few notes on what I’m about to tell you here.
*Gentlemen, last request here.
*Lightening rod locations.
*They will not lose a New York minute.
*Smart as well as good looking.
*I’ll make the assumption...
*...bombed them back to the Stone Age.
*Ethinicity.
*The Golden Arches, etc.
*This is an item we’re not gonna go down that road.
*All kinds of catharsisms.
*I’m going to be kind of irate.
*I’m doing some fuzzy math here.
*We woulda seen the moon out early.
*Essentially, they jerked the guy off.
*Busier than a one legged man in a sack race.
*The smoke was so thick you could cut it in blocks and sell it.
*You don’t want to be caught in that posture.
*He was all twitter patted.
*I’ll shoot you a date here.
*I’m gonna give you one side of the post here.
*We’ve got some guys coming in from Chicago to take you out.
*Hot button issue.
*Absenpee->Absentee.
*Can you see the parallel here?
*Skake the tree.
*You can graduate with flying honors.
*If we went round robin, we’d be streching things a little bit.
*Eyeball to eyeball.
*Bables->Tables.
*You’ve got just a handful of days.
*We’re gonna come full circle…
*Stir the juices.
*He’s pretty savvy.
*...personal prejudice...
*Don’t shut her off; it will anger me as well as her.
*Got into tits->fits.
*Fluididity.
*We couldn’t afford cigarettes so we just smoked corn silk.
*Just race ahead using that logic.
*Da da da da.
*I’m gonna ask kind of a generic question.
*Partyize.
*I want you to see the variations.
*Run your eyeballs over this baby.
*You’ve already seen ahead here, especially with the r.




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