Let's all be a Patriot and stand behind G. W. Bush and the Patriot Act.  Its Good for the Country and its good for you, look at what you get for your support... FREE uncensored government phone taps. FREE uncensored profiling by the authorities. FREE uncensored records checks. FREE police escorts to 3 free hot's and a cot. FREE random searches by our men in blue. FREE access to unemployment and social programs plus many other needs of the poor, homeless and unemployed. FREE rent in your favorite Neighborhood Park. FREE salvage rights to lost change on the street. FREE access to soup kitchens and bread lines. and for the small payment of $29.95 G.W. will send you an authentic, machine sighed, replica photo of your questionably fearless Ex-National Guard\rquote s men President. Hurry while supplies last!!!