THE CLASSICS GRIMOIRE

 

HOMMAGE AUX MORSES/POUR TOI JOSÉPHINE (available sometime in february 2004)

the most irritating Tony Bermuda record. This is when Edgar Dumorse joined forces with Tony to create the ultimate morsecore sound.

We  will not list the songlist since there are 63 #1 hit songs on this incredible walrus-inducing album. Most TBT classics come from this record.

 

SPLIT WITH GPM (aka "Cocktail Party") (SOON AVAILABLE)

Tony Bermuda Trio perform 12 antimusic songs invluding the beer-celebrating "Alcool" and the irritating "Let's fucking Puke". This is the most unlistenable album done by the band so far, "Golden Toilet" aside. It's mostly slow and has nothing musical in it but the intro and "Alcool". One of our favourites, here at Tony Bermuda Associates. Listen to the duet with members of GPM, aptly titled "Take this chainsaw and shove it".

 

TROMPETTE METAL SLAUGHTER (MARCH 2004)

this mini-lp brings Alexei Romalenkov to the world of the Walrus. It also showcases Tony behind the drumkit for a roller coster ride. This is when things started to get a little more conform to the norm. But this is only a way to garner more people's attention to the magnificence that is the Great Walrus. Overall, "Trompette..." is grinding hardcore with Edgar vomitting all the sea food he ate for midnight snack. Newcomer A. Romalenkov also donnates a lung on this record to whom it may or may not concern.

 

MORSE METAL (unavailable for now)----->sounds like ultimate shit

Another twisting turning curve in the Tony Bermuda saga! The band welcomes the arrival of enlightened new drummer Antime Joanis. After playing with an all-arab funk band in Ontario who sung in japanese, Antime brings his skills to grow the ranks of the Trio. Now they can proudly claim they are the only trio with four official full-time members in the world!

"Morse Metal" is a 13-song diverse offering to the Walrus. From hardcore, punk and thrash metal, it reaches ritual Walruscult music and Jérôme Gendron (who had then joined Aura Blast) makes a guest appearence for a bit of vintage morsecore on a devastating song smartly entitled "Jérôme Gendron Strikes Back".

We are also treated with vocals from Tony, Edgar, Alexei and his Russian buddy Alexandr K. on a few songs for which he wrote lyrics. This is the new Tony Bermuda Trio.

 

TOILET TRACKS (march 2004)

IT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!  The greatest hits of Tony Bermuda Trio spanning through the entire discography previously mentionned! Most of "Hommage Aux Morses" is of course showcased in this unbelievable collection of pure Walrus Shit! Songs from "Super Combo","Cocktail Party","Trompette Metal Slaughter" and "Morse Metal" hit the mark and the liver hard as the fan can simply not resist the urgent need to vomit! Irritating, provoking reactions, spreading chaos and enlightening the fool is what "Toilet Tracks" do!

92 ultimate classics!!!!!!!!!

 

CROSSFIRE (split with GPM 2003) (march 2004)

They duel again! But this time, it is a no holds-barred battle. Tony Bermuda Trio plays GPM's grinding songs unplugged in the living room and add a few classics and new songs of their own along with Jérôme Gendron, just like in the good old days. 15 memorable pieces of wisdom and scheisse!

On their side, GPM plays Tony Bermuda morsecore hits their own way as well as a few originals. This is one of Tony's personnal fave.

 

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