Bored

THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOUR BORED:

1. Stand on your head long enough so that you can see funny colors in front of your eyes.
2. Pretend that everyone but you smells.
3. See how many individual pieces you can rip from the closest piece of paper
4. See how fast you can say the alphabet - you may just be able to break a world record.
5. Try to sing a song backwards, while playing it regularly.
6. Find as many words as you can from the word ASPHIXIATED.
7. Start counting and see what number you get up to.
8. Play checkers or poker...against yourself.
9. Make up a wierd story that is totally off the wall - then tell someone it - like it's true!
10.Dress up as a celebrity, and then pretend to be them for one hour.
11.Write all your Christmas cards...even if it's April
12.See how many goofy faces you can make in the mirror.
13.See how many times you can jump backwards (see if you can jump backwards all the way around your home.)
14.See how many words you can create upside down on a calculator.
15.Watch tv upside down.
16.Write a stand-up comedy skit...then see how good you are at it by going out on your porch/deck & doing it!
17.Call and order a pizza for someone in England.
18.Have an imaginary argument with yourself - maybe with your hands as puppets.
19.If your a student - do a chapter ahead in your school book.
20.Put dry ice in your toilet when guest come over.
21.Set up a hot-dog stand outside of a weight loss center.
22.Tattoo yourself. (everyone has a pen or marker laying around.)
23.Create new words...then submit them to Webster's dictionary.
24.Collect bugs from outside, then bring them in and throw them a party.
25.Pretend your a reporter and roam the streets, interviewing your nieghbors.
26.Create your own foriegn language.
27.Find a three-foot ledge, and threaten to jump.
28.Teach your pet new tricks.
29.Do something really wierd with your hair, or paint your face, and go around like notings wrong.
30.Go to a nursing home, convience someone that you are thier long lost relative and see if you get an inheritance.
31.See how fast you can run around your house. Then do it backwards.
32.Find the steapest hill you can, then try to ride your bike up it.
33.Take something apart, and see if you can put it back together.
34.Start a diary/journal.
35.Sharpen your sleeping skills.
36.Pretend your in a movie and do your own stunts.
37.Write a letter to someone telling them how bored you are, and make it boring so they can share in the feeling.
38.See what the craziest dance you can do is.
39.Pretend your a dog.
40.Throw rocks at the fire hydrant...then apologize to the hydrant...see how many wierd looks you get.
41.Boil ice cream
42.Try to wax wood.
43.Go lay outside and make shapes outta clouds. (a classic)
44.Hit a breaker and make the electricity go out, then ponder to your family why everyone else on the block has power.
45.Defy the law of nature, and clean the house.
46.Get a recorder, and see how many different voices you can create/imitate.
47.Make a list of the top ten funnest things you did last week - then repeat them.
48.Climb a tree
49.Make something for yourself or someone else. (CLICK HERE for ideas) People like stuff much better if it's made by you.
50.Recite this list over and over.