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| ***THE RULES .... Choose your victims with care. Make sure you know them and that it is someone who will see the funny side of the prank afterward. Never play practical jokes on anyone that you think might become upset because of it. Upsetting anybody is not a joke, it is being nasty. Never try a practical joke that could hurt someone. Remember your victim might have seen this site, and reverse the joke on you and you'll have to see the funny side of it. Lastly, it's always a good idea to wear running shoes when playing a practical joke. That way you can make a quick getaway. |
| Bet your friends that they can't answer four questions wrongly! Firstly, ask them three easy ones such as: "How old are you? What's your name? Where do you live?" After they answer these questions wrongly, look puzzled and say..."That was three questions I asked, isn't it??" Your friend should immediatly answer "Yes," and so they have answered the fourth question correct and lose the bet. |
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| Tell your friends you read about an old chinese chant that gave Siemiese Monks magical powers. Get your friend to kneel down and chant the words: "OH WHA-TA NA-SIAM" Get them to repeat it over and over again getting faster. ("OH WHAT AN ASS I AM") |
| Thread one piece of yarn through your jacket so that just a few centimeters show. Let the other end hang in a loose ball, hidden inside your shirt or jacket. Sooner or later, some helpful person is bound to try and remove the thread and find out it's longer than they think. |
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| Put some sugar in the salt shaker, and salt in the sugar shaker and watch the fun the next meal. |
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| Tightly wrap plastic cellophane around a toilet. This prank is very funny, but makes an awful mess - so make sure you won't have to clean it up. |
| Remove someones dresser drawers, then put them back out of order. When they are next opened - someone will be very confused. |
| Call a company that has closed for the day. Tell them you are interested in purchasing thier product or services, asking them to call you back with information. Leave the number of the nearest zoo, and tell them to ask for Mr. P. N. Gwin, or Mr. L. N. Font |
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| Telephone up someone you know can take a joke, but someone who won't recognize your voice. Say, "Is Mr. Wall there please?" When they say, "no, wrong number," ask for "Mrs. Wall ." When they say "no, wrong number," ask "are there any Wall's there then?" When they say no, say "well home does the roof stay up ?" |
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| Test your household's sanity by turning all the pictures in the home upside down - then everything in the fridge. |
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| Put transparent tape over your victims calculator...it makes the image blurry. |
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| Leave your victim a convincing sounding message (either on paper or an answering machine) from a certain Mr. Lyon, who has called about an urgent matter and would like for the victim to call them back. Mr. Lyon's number? The local zoo. |
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| Take a mini-tape recorder and record the words..."they're coming for you." Turn the volume setting to a whisper and press play as your friend sleeps. Then sit back and watch the fun! |
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| Go into your victim's packed lunch and cut a hole into thier apple core. Insert a gummy worm inside , or anything sweet that looks like a gummy worm. |
| If you know anyone with a fish. Put the fish in a plastic bag full of water (make sure the bag won''t leak) and leave a ransom note. |
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| Tell your friends that you will perform an incredible feat. Line up three chairs together, eyeing them carefully to make sure that they are exactly right. Now while still eyeing the chairs say, "Now I will take off my shoes and jump over them." Proceed to take off your shoes, then jump over them (your shoes). |
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| In order to join a secret club, tell your friend he has to kiss a book three times while blindfolded. If he/she agrees.. hold the book and have them kiss the book three times slowly. After the second time remove the book, and put a plate of baking flour where the book was. |
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| Wet your hand with water so that it is dripping. Then walk up bhind someone and fake a sneeze. At the same time, flick the water onto the back o thier neck or their arm. Then cover your face as if you just blew snot everywhere. Ask them if they have a tissue, and if not pretend to wipe your nose on thier sleeve. |
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| Create a wanted flyer and put someones picture in it you know. You make up what they are wanted for. Then print and post around wherever you are at. |
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| Superglue a quarter to the floor beside a vending machine. Then watch with enjoyment as someone tries to pick it up. |
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| The following are some links to some cool places wheer you can play web pranks.:) |