My Life in Pictures

  As a boy, I wanted a pet, but my ass was too small...

   ...and my first doggie didn't make it...

  ...so I got one that's harder to get rid of.

  All thanks to them...
 

  But maybe my cat Butch had something to do with it??.

  I got my first job at 16.  I wonder why they hired me?

  I never ate tacos at lunch...

  I decided to work at McD's!!   That's where I met my first girlfriend Felicia...

  I asked her for one of these as a potted plant...

  My second job, and they wonder why I quit.

  I tried government work for a while ....

  This was my last job.

So I went to college...

  My next girlfriend worked at a condom factory.

The stress was getting to me,so my doctor recommended a CAT scan

  ...and my psychiatrist extolled the power of positive thinking!!
 

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