It's was just an average day at school when I was about to go down the main stairs so I could go to German. Then I see Tony Tard at the top. He then proceed to pull a dead beatle out of his pants and he then began to shake like a vibrator and scream like the girl using it. He then dropped it and walked away.
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The bell had just rung and it was the end of the day. I was minding my own business as I headed for the door. As soon as I reached the door and was about to open it, a long stick shaped object forced it open. I looked to my side and there was the all-time grand daddy. It was TONY. Tony had apperently drop-kicked the door open. I was so scared I almost cried. After the door was open, he walked out like he was a mobster from the 1930's.
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One day in eighth grade, I was quietly walking down the hall when a mentally hadicapped young boy came up to me and said, "You look like a hockey puck." His mentally challenged friend then replied with, "No you look like a hockey puck, not him." The first retarded boy then answered with "Hey Hey."
-Contributed By Nate Palmquist
One day I was sitting in Industrial Tech. when nature called and was about to take its toll. I walked to the bathroom and opened the door. When the door was open, I spotted a young retard child standing inside with his wiener hanging out of his way too short sweat pants. I then proceeded to ask him what he was doing. He replied with "I'm waiting for the pee to come out," so I went in the stall and securely locked it. May god be with us all.
-Contributed By Greg Lane
One day I was on my way down to lunch. As I was walking down the hallway, I see two typical nerds. (2 short kids with glasses and most likely play calculator games all day) Anywho, as I pass by them I hear one of them say "I'm so gay today!, Happy gay that is." The other nerd then replies with "Yeah, well then I'm gayer then you!" Then the other qickly says "Yes you are, you like guys!" Then the other mentally retarded child hits him on the arm and they continue their walk down the hall.
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It had been a long day in L.A., but a retard would soon make my day an enjoyable one. Back to the beginning... I was sitting in L.A. when I spotted a migi tard who seemed to have a fascination with his shoes. The tard then walked up to a young man and said "My shoe can beat up your shoe!" He then proceeded to say "Durp! Durp! Durp!" as he kicked the other kids shoe. What is this world coming to????
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