Phrases
The word of the day is legs, help spread the word:-)
If I was a light bulb would you turn me on ;-):-D
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.
I hate fat people. And if you think you're fat and I don't that doesn't count ;-)
People Too weak to follow their own dreams will Always Find a Way to Mess Up Yours
You Laugh At Me Because I am Different but I Laugh at You Because you Are All the Same
If you want to have Sex With Me, Just Blink. Blink Already! Blink! lol