DISCLAIMER: Let’s see…Clamp owns Card Captor Sakura and I own Sillynow, the silliest guy on the planet. (a guy in a pink tutu dances past throwing “fairy dust” on everyone) Or not…I also own Saran.
WARNING: I have only seen 3 episodes so far and have already decided I do NOT like Meiling. Just thought I’d let ya know…Also, ages have been warped! They are now 17! BTW, no offense is meant to any Meiling fans in this fic!
It was a beauteous summer day and Tomoyo was busy taping Sakura being asked out by Li Syaoran with Meiling watching on jealously.
“Oh hohohohohohoho! I think I’ll call this one Li-Kun and Sakura-Chan Together Forever!” crowed the ever-strange Tomoyo.
“Hmph! You’re presumptuous, Tomoyo no Baka!” was the harsh reply of Meiling. (author: Ew! Ew!) Before Tomoyo could banter back, a weird-looking boy ran right in front of her camera just as Sakura said “yes” to Syaoran. To say Tomoyo was in an outrage would be an understatement.
“Tomoyo, what’s wrong? You look mad,” observed the ever-cute Sakura. Syaoran looked over to where Tomoyo was as his fiancée said this. (author: he moves fast, don’t he? Heehee)
“It’s that boy! The one who’s now hugging Meiling!” exclaimed Tomoyo. “He ruined my shot of Sakura’s reply!” Sure enough, the weirdo boy was hugging Meiling while professing his undying love for the total stranger.
“Sillynow will love red-eyed girl always!” professed Sillynow. Meiling was appalled by this abolition.
“NANI?! Keep away from me, you little brat! You’re only eleven years old anyway!” shouted Meiling.
“Actually, Meiling, he looks more about the age of twelve,” corrected Sakura.
“Alright! Now Meiling will know how I felt all those times she clung to me! Heeheehoohoohaha!” shouted Syaoran. “I’m free!” After letting this fact known, Syaoran then began dancing around.
“Syaoran? Are you feeling okay?” Sakura tentatively asked. Her only response was Syaoran pulling her into his little dance of joy. Tomoyo gave a frustrated sigh and left for home. Meiling kept trying to get Sillynow off of her and Sakura was trying to get Syaoran to stop dancing.
How it all ended is this: Syaoran and Sakura were married the very next week (on Syaoran’s insistence), Meiling forever lived in hiding from Sillynow, and Tomoyo finally gave up taping Sakura. All in all, everything turned out peachy keen according to this author.
Reader (you): But
that story stunk! What happened to your
good stories?
Who cares?! Do you have any idea who I am? I’m Sarah, Empress of the Universe! Mbwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
So that’s why there are
so many things wrong with this world.
You got that right. It also means I can just write a story with
no meaning to it what-so-ever if I want to!
Teehee!
I
just realized something. I totally left
Saran out. Oops. Gomen nasai.
Any
(nice) comments or posters of David Boreanaz and/or Christopher Khayman Lee? Send them to me!