Disclaimer: If I owned CCS and Clamp didn't, I'd be almost as rich as them.

Sakura's Undying Curiosity

There were so many things she had to know. She quickly walked up to greet her best friend, Tomoyo.

"Tomoyo," she began, "why are you always taping me? In fact, why are you so obsessed with me?" Tomoyo laughed her famous laugh.

"Oh, Sakura, it's because you're so kawaii!" her friend happily answered with stars in her eyes. Sakura sweatdropped and walked over to her next questionee.

"Syaoran?" Syaoran whirled around to find the love of his life looking straight at him.

"H-hai?" he asked while melting.

"If you're the descendant of Clow Reed I'm the daughter of half his soul, then wouldn't that make us related?" Horror filled Syaoran at the thought. He quickly grabbed Sakura up into his arms and kissed the breath out of her.

"Nah. Well, we are, but it's a very thin relation," he answered. "See, we're distant, distant, DISTANT cousins." Sakura seemed happy to hear that as she kissed him passionately.

"Oh, how kawaii! Li-kun's sisters will love this! Oh hohohoho!"

"Kero-Chan?" She asked him her most important question--the one that had been practically eating her alive for days.

"Hmmmm...I don't know," the stuffed animal answered. "Why don't you try asking your dad or Eriol?"

"Dad's off with Touya trying to get him out of that stupid pink tutu phase Dr. En Fuego put him in and Eriol's busy trying to figure out a way to actually out-smart Tomoyo."

"Ain't gonna happen."

"Which one? Touya's phase or Eriol's plan?"

"Neither."

"Oh, Syao-ran!" Syaoran smile became worried. Sakura only said his name that musically when she wanted something from him.

"Hai, Sakura-koishii?" She smiled dazzingly at him and scooched closer to him on the couch.

"Um, I have another question," she said. "Uh, what's Clow Reed's last name? Is it Clow, Reed, or Li?"

"Huh? Why do you want to know this?"

"Because then I'd also know what his first name is! If it's Clow, Reed, or Clow Reed!" Syaoran scratched his head.

"That is a very good question!" he told her. "I have no idea! But maybe the elders do." Sakura perked up and they immediately turned to face the readers of this story.

"What's Clow Reed's last name?" they asked in perfect unision.

Yeah, I know, it's short. I don't care! It's a total and complete fluff designed to find out what Clow Reed's stinkin' last name is! I just can't take the curiosity anymore!