disclaimer: Clamp owns CCS. I own my brain. I also own the Author Card.
Ugh. My third non-S+S. T.T Okay, this is what if Syaoran and Sakura never met and they weren't soulmates. This is, of course, assuming Syaoran never left Hong Kong. Why? Because my cute bishonen deserves not to have his heart broken! (my bishonen are CKL *drool*, David Boreanaz, Syaoran, Tamahome, Yue, Kusanagi, Puck, and Heero) Did you know that "My Protector" is a Christian song written and sung by Carol Lucas? Carol Lucas is the sister of a family friend, Karen. I will not tell you Karen's last name (she's married). No, this isn't a songfic. I don't do those. Oh! And so noone's cunfused, Yukito is Sakura's age, 17. And I changed something else as well; Yukito is just a disguise for Yue instead of a completely different person. Confused? So am I. Anyway, this is a Yue/Sakura fic. K? Great. Bye.
WARNING: THE TITLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS FIC. I JUST REALLY LIKE IT.

My Protector

"Mistress, I don't think Cerberos is right." Kero-Chan (in big lion form) turned to growl at Yue.

"And I don't think Mr. 'I Smile for Nobody' is right!" Sakura sweatdropped.

"Then I guess the only thing to do is to not listen to either of you." The two arguing guardians gave their mistress surprised looks as she said this. "Unless, of course, you can come to an agreement?"

The two guardians had been arguing for over an hour on which dress Sakura should wear to Tomoyo's New Year's Eve party. Kero-Chan thought she should wear her red dress while Yue thought she should wear the white one with pink cherry blossoms sewn to the sleeves, the neckline, and the bottom. They finally decided she should wear the pink one with a white cherry blossom sewn on the stomach and red lace on the sleeves.


AT THE PARTY

"Sakura, you look great!"

"Thanks, Tomoyo," Sakura said. "Kero-Chan and Yue-san helped me pick it out."

"Sakura-Chan! Over here!" Sakura turned to see Yukito waving her over. She quickly walked over to him.

"Yukito? I thought you'd be at the buffet table stuffing your face!"

"Oh, please. I'm not that gluttonous!" he said indignitally.

"Not when you're out of that disguise, ne. When you're Yukito, hai." He pouted very cutely.


LATER (b/c I felt like it)

"Yue, we gasp can't...keep doing this." Yue lookes over at his exhausted mistress.

"Well, you're the one who insisted we build a playground for the cards, Mistress."

"Right now, I wish I'd just kept my mouth shut," she proclaimed. Yue smiled gently at the young girl. Sakura's eyes widened in surprise. Then, if her eyes could possibly become wider, they just did. Yue leaned down and kissed the Mistress of the Sakura Cards right then and there. All she could do was return the sweet favor.

"Aishiteru, my Mistress," he whispered in her ear.

"Aishiteru, my Moon Guardian," she whispered back. He captured her mouth with his once more in yet another loving kiss.


THE NEXT DAY

"...and then, he kissed me!" Sakura was over at Tomoyo's house and had just finished telling her about the other day with Yue.

"How romantic! Oh, if only I could have video-taped it!" cried Tomoyo with stars in her eyes.

"Sigh...I can't believe it! The guy I love loves me back! This is too cool!" Tomoyo agreed with her very genki best friend.

"I felt the exact same way when Eriol-kun confessed his feelings to ME!" The two friends continued to gab for five hours.


THAT EVENING

"Tomoyo-Chan! Get out of here!" yelled Sakura. Tomoyo ignored her and continued taping. Sakura, seeing that her friend wasn't going to listen to her, gave up and went to attack the card again. She combined Power, Firey, Watery, Windy, Shadow, and Earth in a surprise attack which sent the Clow Card reeling. She then sealed it as a Sakura Card.

"The Author?" She shook her head in disbelief. "No wonder it was so hard to catch!"

"What a strange card!" Sakura then noticed Tomoyo looking over her shoulder.

"Yeah. I wonder where Kero-Chan and Yue-san are." Tomoyo looked surprised.

"Now that I think of it, where ARE they?" Unknown to them, the two guardians were hidden in a bush not far from where they are. Kero-Chan, in full grown size, was trying to bite Yue's head off for kissing Sakura the other evening. (author: -.-')


WHO CARES...

Yue and Sakura were gazing deeply into each other's eyes. In fact, they were gazing so deeply, they didn't notice five bombs going off at the house next door to them, a rotweiler dragging off a still-sleeping Kero-Chan, two earthquakes, and a tsunami. They then kissed through Sakura's house catching on fire, Touya trying to pry them apart with a crow bar, Eriol getting tied up and locked in a closet by Fujitaka, Tomoyo laughing gleefully while video-taping the couple, and a Clow Card attaking them. After that, they snuggled through people running by while screaming in terror, a big monster attacking the earth, two more Clow Cards attaking them, and the end of the world.

"Um, Yue-san?"

"Hai, Mistress?"

"Do you get the feeling we missed something?" He looked down at the girl in his arms.

"I'm sure it's only our imaginations," he assured her.


The end! Well, did ya like it? Huh? didja didja didjadidja? Huh? Gotta go! My bishonen are waiting for me! *grin*
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