disclaimer: Clamp owns CCS. Disney/Buena Vista owns Puck as well as Shakespeare. Christopher Khayman Lee *drool* owns himself. I own myself.

Real People Intermission:
An S+S Musical

Sakura: "*ahem* Empress Sarah-sama asked us to do the intermission."
Syaoran: "Why me?"

This means Sakura's singing. This is Syaoran.

The Song Without Punctuation

The day comes slowly
The night comes quickly
I'll love you always
You're with me always
This song is really lame
But we'll sing it anyway
A bribe and a blackmail
You know our reasons now
There's no punctuation
In this song at all
This is for intermission
That's why we're not pukin'
You're most likely laughing
At the corny way we sing
I love my Sakura
I love my E-er Syaoran
Were you about to say "Eriol"
No of course not
[both kiss passionately and lovingly before resuming the song]
Now we're stuck as real people
And we're really in trouble
Danger threatens our lives
This song switches the rhyme
I think I'll go ahead and die
Don't you dare you baka
[now they hug]
Empress Sarah is stuck with us
As are CKL and Puck
Many people have died
Awful and horrible deaths
Can you tell ES has writer's block
She has it really bad
[song finally ends]

Sakura and Syaoran were sleeping peacefully with Sakura's head on top of Syaoran's shoulder and Syaoran's head on top of Sakura's head. Sakura shifted a little in her sleep and Syaoran's arms opened to envelop his beloved. Both were so tired from all the begging, pleading, and manipulating Empress Sarah had done in order to get them to sing that horrible song. In fact, all they could dream about was how wonderful life would be again once they finally made it back home.
Or will they?
Short 'n' sweet. Just the way intermissions usually are. *smile* Anyway, I should be coming out with chapter seis sometime this century. (I think...)