disclaimer: Clamp owns CCS. I own myself, I wish I owned CKL, Jessica, Naru, and Fred Hobodude.
Wow. Sakura-chan (not to be confused w/ Sakura-Chan) calls me Sarah-Sama. Me like her! *smiles* *hands her a batch of homemade brownies made from scratch* Hope you like them, Sakura-chan! I made them! Oh, and all you other ppl out there can call me Sarah-Sama in your reviews as well if you like. *grin* (readers: oh no! Way to go Sakura-chan! Now she's on a 'sama' high!) Oh, for future reference, Sarah means "Princess". *smiles sweetly*

Something New
Chapter A

Um, just so you know, I told you guys what fae are in the prologue (it doesn't have a letter after the title) after the title and before the story. BTW, fae usually live in the mystical land called Avalon. *snickers b/c it's also the American version Sakura's last name* Anyhoo, they're also immortal but are killable in human disguises. They have no true form b/c they can shift shape. Their "true" forms are their favorite forms. Sarah and Chris have modeled their human disguises after their "true" forms. Fae also only have pupils and normal ears in human forms. Other than that, their eyes are pupiless and their ears are pointy. Do you understand now? Good. 'Cause I ain't expaining anymore.


Sakura and Syaoran walk onto the set.
Sakura: "Where's Empress Sarah-sama?"
Eriol: "Still sleeping. She asked me to direct this chapter." Scene shifts to show Empress Sarah sound asleep in her bed. Click to see a pic (um, I altered a picture from Yahoo! b/c I don't have a scanner)
"Syaoran, are you sure she was heading for my house?" Syaoran gave his worried girlfriend an exasperated look.

"Yes, I'm sure," he said for the millionth time. "Sakura, can I PLEASE go back to bed now?" Sakura ignored her sleepy boyfriend's plea for her to let him get some sleep.

"Koishii, aishiteru," she suddenly said. Sakura then leaned in and gave him a gentle kiss.


Eriol: "Great! Now, just start kissing more passionately and--"
Syaoran: "Sorry, Eriol, but if we want to keep the 'G' rating, we can't.
'Sides, Empress Sarah-sama wouldn't like it if we did."
Eriol: sighs "Fine, fine."
THE NEXT DAY

"NANI?! Sarah's missing? NOOOOO! Now I can't see how she looks in this costume I made for her!" cried Tomoyo. "Oh, well. At least I still have Sakura-Chan! Oh hohohoho!" Sakura, Eriol, Syaoran, and Chris all sweatdropped.

"My kanojo (girlfriend) is missing and all you care about are your stupid outfits?!" yelled Chris. Tomoyo's eyes widened.

"Okay! Gomen! I am worried about Sarah!" she assured him.

"What I'd like to know, besides where Sarah is, is which prophecy is going to come true." Everyone turned to look at Sakura.

"So would I, koishii," said Syaoran. "If we knew which one, we would be better prepared. Besides, who knows? Maybe one of them is a clue as to where Sarah has disappeared to."


THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL

"Hello, class. Today, we have three new exchange students with us. The first one is Jessica Silver from the U.S. Jessica?" A pretty girl walked in the room.

"The second one is Tsukino Naru from Tokyo." Another girl walked in, this one with curly red hair.

"And the third is Fred Hobodude." The coolest hoboman in the world then walked into the room as well.


Eriol: "Skip to lunch already!"
Syaoran and Sakura were too busy kissing to eat, Eriol was gazing fondly at Tomoyo, Tomoyo was taping Sakura and Syaoran, Jessica was blinking, Naru was sweatdropping, and Fred was reading his little blue book.

"Mmmm...Sakura...I love you..." Syaoran managed to get out between kisses.

"I mmm...love you, too," replied Sakura. Syaoran suddenly stopped their kissing and gazed into her emerald eyes with his amber ones.

"Please marry me," he said almost desperately.


Eriol: "That's not in the script!" Syaoran smirks at him.
Syaoran: "It is now!"
Before Sakura could reply, Touya ran by while screaming like a girl.

"Um, is it me or was Yukito chasing him with a cattle prod?" inquired Tomoyo.

"I hope it's just you," said Eriol. "If not, then something is definitely wrong."

The group then noticed that Jessica, Naru, and Fred had all left out of boredom.


THAT EVENING AT SYAORAN'S APARTMENT

"Sakura, haven't you had any dreams that might hint to which prophecy this might be?" asked Syaoran.

"You want dreams that tell you which prophecy, ask Eriol," she told him.

"Hey, for once, I'm as much in the dark as you guys!" The small group sighed.


"CUT!" Everyone turns to see an angry Empress Sarah.
ES: "Eriol, you are so dead meat!" She then starts to chase him with Syaoran's sword.
Syaoran: "So THAT'S where that thing disappeared to!"
ES: "I'll teach you to slip sleeping pills into my food!"
Eriol: *screaming like a girl and running away from Empress Sarah's wrath*
Sakura: "Wow. Empress Sarah-sama is really angry!"
That's it for this chapter. Neither Sakura, Syaoran, or Tomoyo were harmed in the writing of this story. Now ERIOL on the other hand...
Scene shifts to show Eriol in traction and in a hospital.
Eriol: "I'm oKaAaY..."
ES: "C-ya!"
Um, just pretend my hair is longer and layered. *smile*