disclaimer: I no own DBZ! John owns the kilt that Vejita will...(Mbwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!) Clamp owns CCS.

The Vejita Card


Vejita was hoping against hope that no one would see him do what he was about to do. Once inside his gravity room, the sweat increased as he grew more and more nervous. Turning on the music suddenly became an arduous task. He then managed to begin dancing to the bagpipe music in his brand new kilt. Yue watched the cavorting saiyajin with disdain and mild annoyance. Sakura and Syaoran both sweatdropped at the former prince's antics.

"What is he doing!?" Sakura inquired of the odd and slightly disturbing sight.

"I have no idea..." said Syaoran.

"I think that perhaps he is drunk, Mistress," stated Yue calmly. Then again, he's always calm.

"No, he looks too steady to be drunk," argued Syaoran. Yue said nothing.

"Yue-san? Do you think Empress Sarah-sama is writing another fic?"

"Perhaps."


Vejita danced with joy as he danced a little dance that was a Scottish dance. (author: *LOL*)

Bulma stared in shock as she watched her husband make a fool out of himself. Never before had it been this stupid. Her husband was wearing a kilt!!


Vejita stopped dancing, put his normal clothing back on, and exited the gravity room only to find Bulma gawking at him in utter and complete shock. Not to mention a girl, a boy, and one STRANGE looking guy watching him. No, correct that. The girl was watching him, the boy was giving him a look that clearly said to stay away, and the STRANGE looking guy was giving him the most icy-cold glare he had ever encountered.

Yue then thought of a million and one horrible things he could do to rid the Earth of this annoyance. Sakura whispered something to her guardian and he then shot one of his attacks at Vejita. Bulma was rolling on the ground in laughter at the sight of Vejita getting his butt kicked. Sakura and Syaoran also added in their own attacks.

"Vejita Card! Return under a new form of contract! Sakura Card!" Vejita then changed into a Sakura Card and floated to its new mistress. Yue frowned. He had been hoping to torment this Vejita a little longer.

"Don't worry, Yue," consoled his mistress. "I'll let the Vejita Card out once and a while and you can have some target practice." This seemed to satisfy the moon guardian.



Vajita awoke with a start. What a horrible nightmare! Thank goodness it wasn't real! Then he noticed his surroundings. A whole bunch of other strange creatures he recognized as captured cards were with him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" he screamed.





THE END