Disclaimer: I don’t own
any characters in this story, least of all Peter Pan or Wendy. But if I did, I
would have made the original story so much more interesting. *grin* WAY too
many ppl own Peter Pan & Akira Toriyama owns DB/DBZ/DBGT. One thing you should know about this story is that both Peter
and Wendy are in high school (Wendy is 16 and
I’ve decided to make Peter Pan be 17).
BTW, this is set in present times.
Any probs w/ that? No? Good. On w/ de stor-ay!
Peter and Wendy Forever
Peter sighed. Oh, but OH he despised math! The only good part about it was that Wendy
could help him out with it. At the
thought of his girlfriend, Peter couldn’t help BUT smile blissfully. Ever since the Sons adopted him, he’s been
living the good life. Especially since
his new family could all fly.
After school finally let out, our young impetuous teen
walked over to the Darling household. His
mission: to take Wendy shopping at the mall.
Peter could only hope he would survive.
Wendy was very happy when Peter showed up on time. As they walked through the mall together
carrying loads of bags—correction: PETER was carrying loads of bags, Wendy was
just walking—the young couple didn’t notice the danger lurking behind them in
the shadows.
“And then she said to him—Peter, are you listening?” Peter glanced up startled. In all truth, he had lost interest as soon
as Wendy began telling him what a bunch of she’s and he’s had said to each
other. Of course, he wasn’t going to
let Wendy know that.
“Of course, Love,” Peter lied.
Wendy then picked up where she had left off.
The mysterious figure following them in the shadows smiled as he followed them; grateful that he had remembered his earplugs. No—it wasn’t because of Wendy’s chatter. It was because the author of this story decided to put them there. NANI?! You don’t think that’s a good enough reason!? Fine then! He was wearing them because he was addicted to them! There! Happy? GOOD!
But who was this mysterious danger? (author: wouldn’t you like to
know! Ha!)
After exiting the mall, our two lovebirds decided to take a walk in the park (after depositing Wendy’s bags at her house, of course). Wendy and Peter sat on a bench for a short (or long) breather. Peter had his arm around his shopaholic (?) girlfriend and Wendy was resting her head on her anti-mall boyfriend’s shoulder. Yet again unknown to them was the shadow-walking figure who was currently hiding behind a nearby tree. What kind of tree? Um…it was an Oak.
Meanwhile the author was trying to decide what should
happen next so she inserted an intermission.
(Intermission)
The dark and sinister figure decided now was the time to
reveal himself to his victims. And so,
he crept toward them with an evil purpose.
(author: feel free to either scream from terror or go crazy from
the suspense)
As the aforementioned
figure stepped out in front of Peter and Wendy, the lovesick teens couldn’t
help BUT scream.
(Insert time lapse)
Two years, five
months, ten days, three minutes, and thirty seconds later, Wendy and Peter had
gotten married and were now expecting a child.
Yes, their love had helped them defeat the threat.
As Barney the
Dinosaur looked through the bars, he swore that if he ever found the two
mongrels who got him locked up, he’d give them hugs until they died!
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LJK
Well, who’d ya
think the villain was—Captain Hook?
Please tell me what you thought.
BTW, whoever
owns Barney has my pity.