You Have Problems!

Problems:

Every cartoon character has problems, whether they be
mental, physical, imagined, or real. This is where you put them.
"Plagued by Zombies", "Multiple Personalies", and
"Extremely Ugly" are hardly Beliefs or Goals. Problems can create
interesting and funny situations. Describing your Problems
from your character's point of view then usually becomes a Belief or Goal.

Belief: The CIA is watching me from hotdog periscopes
Goal: I must burn all hotdogs
Problem: Hunted by the CIA"