Star Fracas Characters |
Jedeye - These suspicious people follow the Farce, and are known to have strange and silly powers. The younger ones are always looking for a brightsaber fight, but the older they get, the more chinese fortune cookie fortunes they spout out. Jedeyes are masters of the brightsaber - a dangerously modified flashlight. They are so in toon with The Farce that they can use it to control the thoughts of others, cause things to fly about, and even divine where they lost their car keys! Shticks good for this character type include: Toon Fu (Bright Saber), Detect Item (Brightside / Dimside), Incredible Speed, Telekinesis, Perfect Balance, and Telepathy. Outlaw - The dirty outlaws are always blasting their blastums, taking suicidal risks, and, most of all, performing illegal actions the Dumbpire really hates. Outlaws love to break all the ImPIEerial's stiff laws, like spice smuggling, rice smuggling, and smuggler smuggling. Outlaws are usually expert piolets and love to show off with death-defying stunts that get them and their cargo out of the Dumbpire's clutches... with style! Most of their points should go into Skills, but there are some Shticks that Outlaws will find handy: Incredible Luck, Sidekick, Stunt Piloting, Sense of Direction, Trick Shooting (and even Punslinger!). The Weirdos - Let's face it, every Toon character is a weirdo, but these Weirdos are usually called "Aliens" and they're just plain weird, even by Toon standards. Some of the more common Weirdos are: Dookies - Dookies are large, brown, and hairy. They love to pull people and machines apart. The machines they put back together. The people... well, they don't get put together as well. Dookies have bad tempers, and nobody wants to get a Dookie upset. When they get upset, they tend to roar, render limbs, and throw fecal matter. A Dookie's favorite weapon is the Bowtie Caster. This weapon looks like a big crossbow with a big, pink bowtie on it. It zaps out plunger-shaped energy coils.- great for unclogging toilets! Usually a Dookie has high MUSCLE and a good Set/Disarm Trap skill, some may also have the Weird Science Shtick. Other common Shticks include Incredible Strength, Toughness, and Extra Hit Points. Earwaxs - These are small, cuddly, teddybear creatures that live on Endork. Don't be deceived! Earwaxs (pronounced Earwax) tend to have primitive, mean-spirited tendancies and have been known to bite ankles on more than one occassion. As we said before, the Earwaxs are primitive. They usually have good Throwing skills so they can konk enemies on the head with rocks or skewer them from far away with javalins made of small, slow-moving rodents. They tend to be superstitious of both higher technology and Jedeyes, viewing these things as supernatural or divine. This usually gives cause to some ankle biting. There are no common Shticks for an Earwax except for Detect Ankles. Candroids - Usually just referred to as "'droids", or even "Cans". These are human-like machines made from old tin cans, although any other type of junk can be used. Candroids tend to come in three different types: Proto-cola, Astromuck, and Generic. Protocola Droids - These are made from everyone's favorite soft drink, Proto Cola. Protocola Droids are almost always wimpy, cowardly, and too smart for their own good. Often they will have Know Obscure Facts, and Speak With... (or several Speak With... Shticks). Astromucks - This smaller droid is constructed with a garbage can; some flashy lights are added that don't do anything, but look cool. An Astromuck's main task is usually fixing other machines or catering at parties. They can't speak, except in annoying beeps and whistles that only Protocola Droids tend to understand. An Astromuck's main Shtick is his Coat of Arms, which provide various tools, although other Shticks are possible, if machanical in nature. Generic 'droids are just that. They're built out of garbage to perform some sort of task. If it isn't a Protocola or Astromuck Droid, then it's probably a Generic droid. |
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