"The Twenty Million Dollar Man"

Lyrics Written By Christian Elias On October 27, 2003 At 1:04 A.M.

DEDICATED TO THE TWENTY MILLION DOLLAR MAN,
 
THE ONE AND ONLY JIM CARREY!!!
 
 
 
 
He's a Veteran to the business for the past twenty years
Although things started slow they were bound to switch gears
From "Once Bitten" to "Ace Ventura" and on to "Bruce Almighty"
He's had his one of a kind ways for he is the one and only Jim Carrey

He's the twenty million dollar man
He delivers the job better than anyone else can
He's the twenty million dollar man
And I perhaps may be his world's biggest fan

Everywhere he goes people always shout his name
He's happy to be accepted by all and he is on top of his fame
He's won a Golden Globe and shall soon win an Academy Award
If I get the chance to work with him I'll know just what my life is for

He's the twenty million dollar man
He delivers the job better than anyone else can
He's the twenty million dollar man
And I perhaps may be his world's biggest fan

Even though he may be high dollar price he is worth every penny
His box office draws always do well for his fans are just too many
I, Christian Elias have presented this as a proposal to United Talent Agency
That they may consider my request of a Jim Carrey true life story movie

He's the twenty million dollar man
He delivers the job better than anyone else can
He's the twenty million dollar man
And I perhaps may be his world's biggest fan