"This Is Ex-treme
Dating"
Lyrics Written By Christian
Elias On October 9, 2003 At 2:14 A.M.
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es are out to make fun of you
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es won't stop until the date is
through
TV Host Jillian Barberie is here to bring us the
scoop
The usual guy meets the usual girl and what else
is new?
The ex'es will hear you through a small ear piece
So we can all find out who is the beauty and who
is the beast
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es are out to make fun of you
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es won't stop until the date is
through
We'll see the daters meet up, go to dinner, and do
various things
For some daters it will end up like something out
of a dream
Things might go good, or bad, or get real spicy in
the hot tub
Some daters will get fortunate and find their real
true love
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es are out to make fun of you
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es won't stop until the date is
through
A lot of negative feedback is heard yet there's
positive just the same
Jealousy must kick in to the extreme for that is
the name of the game
If the daters are meant to be together we shall
see them in the limousine
And to the ex'es they'll hope the best for the
love birds with all they've seen...
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es are out to make fun of you
This is Ex-treme Dating
Where your ex'es won't stop until the date is
through
DEDICATED TO THE ONE AND ONLY ALWAYS LOVELY
JILLIAN BARBERIE,
AND TO THE STAFF OF "EX-TREME DATING",
AND TO THE ENTIRE UPN NETWORK!
YOURS TRULY,
CHRISTIAN ELIAS