"I've Gained Weight"



Lyrics Written By Christian Elias On Dec. 10, 2002 At 2:38 A.M.



I've noticed a new bulge in my stomach and I can't believe how
I used to be so skinny and look at me now
I guess I ate a bit much and went overboard
I've got to do something quick so I can try to score

I've gained weight
So it's obvious why I can't get a date
I've gained weight
But I can lose it 'cause it's never too late

What do I do if it doesn't go away
Maybe I can enroll myself in a fitness center today
It hurts my stomach a bit when I walk around
I want to do what I can to remove these extra pounds

I've gained weight
So it's obvious why I can't get a date
I've gained weight
But I can lose it 'cause it's never too late

Dear Lord, please don't let this go on much longer
I want to be tough and get my body much stronger
Have you put this on me as a test of my will power
I apologize dearly for every plate I have devoured

I've gained weight
So it's obvious why I can't get a date
I've gained weight
But I can lose it 'cause it's never too late

I know there are others out there with the same problem as me
They're wanting to know if a diet and exercise may be the key
There's nothing better once you've opened the door to success
Along with being in shape and feeling your best

I've gained weight
So it's obvious why I can't get a date
I've gained weight
But I can lose it 'cause it's never too late