"We Don't Accept Any Unsolicited Material"
 

Lyrics Written By Christian Elias On November 18, 2003 At 2:01 A.M.
 

You are trying your hardest to get your work in front of someone important
No matter how many times you call them it always seems like the same chant
You are picking your brain to every last possible solution
Because you dread to heat their line when you only want fruition

We don't accept any unsolicited material
We are so sorry for you
We don't accept any unsolicited material
Go hire a lawyer to give you a clue

You say if they could give you a chance they will see what they have missed
But as the persistence goes on they only get pissed
You try your hardest not to steer them the wrong way because you need them
You give them some time to think on it but before you know it's that line again

We don't accept any unsolicited material
We are so sorry for you
We don't accept any unsolicited material
Go hire a lawyer to give you a clue

I have been where you have been and I have been where you are going
Sometimes the answers in life are right in front of us without even knowing
It's a constant battle and you are not the only one going through it
Have faith in your heart, always trust in yourself and don't ever quit

We don't accept any unsolicited material
We are so sorry for you
We don't accept any unsolicited material
Go hire a lawyer to give you a clue