"WHEN WILL YOU CALL ME?"


A PARODY TO THE TUNE OF "LIKE A VIRGIN" PERFORMED BY MADONNA


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LYRICS WRITTEN BY CE ON JANUARY 28, 2003 AT 4:17 A.M.



SUGGESTED SINGER:  "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC



I've made it through my living room
And even through my kitchen
I've made it through my bathroom
And then to my bed
I'm lonely,  can't you see,  do you love me?
Cause I need you too,  and I'm all alone,
yeah I'm all alone waiting on you
 
When will you call me  HEY!
I'm waiting here by the phone
When will you call me
Get my number,  on your mind,
WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH  OH,
WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH  OH,
WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH!
 
Come on now,  be a pal,  won't you please,
Baby just for me,  cause it hurts so bad,
Yeah it hurts so bad like without MTV......
 
When will you call me  HEY!
I'm waiting here by the phone
When will you call me
Get my number,  on your mind,
WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH  OH,
WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH  OH,
WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH!
 
When will you call me, 
OOH  OOH  OOH  OOH  OOH
When will you call me,
Cause I'm waiting for you,
With my cordless,  and my cell phone,  
in my bedroom,  WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH,
WHOAH  OH  OH  OH  OH,  WHOAH  OH  OH...
 
 
 
 
HOO  BABY!... 
 
 
 
YEAH!...
 
 
 
I CAN HEAR YOU CALL ME...
 
 
 
 
 
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(NOTE:  IT WAS MADONNA HERSELF WHO ORIGINALLY CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE PARODY "LIKE A SURGEON"...  WHICH IN TURN WENT TO "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC,  AND HE COMPLETED IT.  SO EXTRA KUDOS TO THE MANY MARVELS OF THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD!!!!!)