"You've Gotta Be Kidding Me!"
 

Lyrics Written By Christian Elias On December 8, 2003 At 3:05 P.M.

I think you're trying to pull a fast one on me again
I've known your game too long and just when is it going to end?
Do you really think you're going far with what you are doing now?
How about trying a strategy to get through your life in a new way somehow?

You've gotta be kidding me
With every single one of your words
You've gotta be kidding me
'Cuz this sounds like the biggest scam I've ever heard

You've been playing little pranks like this ever since you were a kid
I honestly don't know if you're higher than a kite or just wasted
I hope you grow up soon and you may figure out something new
Go buy a book or go back to school to help yourself get a clue

You've gotta be kidding me
With every single one of your words
You've gotta be kidding me
'Cuz this sounds like the biggest scam I've ever heard

You say you're gonna be the most famous person in the world
And how you're gonna be idolized by every boy and girl
You keep hounding these Hollywood Agents to see if one will say "okay"
In hopes that it will initiate your career and put all your desires in play

You've gotta be kidding me
With every single one of your words
You've gotta be kidding me
'Cuz this sounds like the biggest scam I've ever heard