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During the last 72 years (since Roosevelt was elected in 1933) there has only been one bald president, Dwight D. Eisenhower. Ford’s hair was a bit thin as was Johnson’s, but they had hair. And the last five presidents have had full heads of hair. To get people to vote for you, brains are not required, nor are principles, but you gotta have hair. And the funny thing about Ford and Johnson is that neither gained office initially by election. They slipped in by taking the indirect route. And how did Ike get in? After looking at his case, we’ll amend the rule. To be elected president you either gotta have hair or you gotta have a big smile and defeat Hitler. |
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