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EAP Entertainment: Ludacris - "Blow It Out"
"I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam. So she call me cabron plus marricon…
I got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick cause she kept bootleggin' my shit." - Jay-Z
I've been tossing this theory around lately, and I'm so surprised that everyone is like, "wow, you're right." Okay, in general, there are two races in which someone can act - Caucasian and African-American. Now I know there's a lot more, but think about it. No one ever says, "man, Steve sure is acting Asian." That being so, I seriously believe someone tossed a coin a while back to decide who got what. White folks got the Asians and us Black folk got our Hispanic brethren. Not saying that's a good thing or a bad one, just another generalization/observation I've made. I think it holds a little bit of water since I don't know any Hispanic people who hang out w/ large groups of white people or any Asians who hang out w/ large groups of black folk (k, well minus Amanda). I mean the 2 respective groups share many similar traits. Pay attention next time you're out.
"But bein' broke with no food is a thing of the past. Plus I'm the new phenomenon like white women with ass."
-Ludacris
I'm really glad I'm not the only person who's noticed this lately. Last semester, Josh and I were trying to figure out what white girls had been eating lately. It's such a glorious thing. I mean they're not pushing Apple Bottoms or anything, but they've got nice little tailfeathers back there. Sad thing is, most white guys don't appreciate it. A girl with a nice round bottom is labeled fat, or chunky. These guys seriously need to learn to insert the word "thick" into their vocabulary. They'd enjoy themselves so much more. Oh well. More for me.
Lately, I've been really big on doing things just for "practice." As in doing them with no set purpose in mind. Basically just to see what happens. I mean if something great comes about of it, great, but if not, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it. Like all these job interviews I've been going to lately. 80% of these companies I have no desire to work for. But I go to the interviews because it gives me more practice in interview type situations. Now if one of them were to offer me a job, wonderful. If not, no blood, no foul. It's not what I really wanted out of the deal anyways. Call it a win-win situation if you will.
Over the summer, I was informed by the lovely Kim about "Fuck Me Blue," which is basically Carolina Blue, but apparently guys look great in it. Well judging by trends around campus and on MTV, it looks as if Pink has become the "new" Blue. R. Kelly, Cam'Ron, Kanye West and a whole multitude of frat guys are were wearing pink like its going out of style. Now I guess this is cool and all, long as it doesn't get out of hand. Pink should be worn by males no more than once every two weeks. Anything greater than this is cause for immediate revocation one's man card. Testicles may be retained, but only on a probationary level.
Random Statements
· Find me a white guy that doesn't try to play the guitar (other than Cecil) and I'll show you a black man that's been proven wrong.
· Am I the only person that laughs when they hear Lil Jon on the radio now? Thanks Dave Chappelle. OOKKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
· It's considered impolite to stare a girl's boobs. Unless they're freakishly huge. Then not only is it okay to stare, but also acceptable to call your friends in the middle of class to tell them about it.
· Speaking of cell phones, I have an 8am class T/Th. Why is it that on the way to this class I see people gabbing away? I can't say I know anyone that would have anything that important to say where they would have to call and tell me about it at 7:40 in the morning. Unless they saw some girl with huge boobs.
· I'm really loving the music scene right now. Everyone's making music. White folk. Black folk. Wrestlers. Supermodels. Actors. This is great. Constant music to download. Lots of CDs that can be made. Now I'm not saying all of this is good music, but it's actually fun to listen to the radio at the moment.
· Am I the only person that ranks their AIM buddy list as to how much I like people? And if I am, does that make me a jerk? And if I'm a jerk, guess who doesn't care.
Something I came across that I thought was funny. Borrowed from Nate's webpage:
· I've been caught up in the infamous "real life," as they call it: school projects and attempts to understand members of the opposite sex (word of advice: don't even bother trying. Females were created to balance out logic. It's like the careful balance of good vs. evil; logic vs. female).
TOPolk: random note...
Niekapooh: continue...
TOPolk: Sway (the MTV news guy)
Niekapooh: yes
TOPolk: I swear to God reminds me of Toad from Super Mario Bros.
Niekapooh: lol
TOPolk: I'm always waiting for him to go...
TOPolk: this is MTV News, and we're sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle
Niekapooh: you are so stupid terence
Niekapooh: lmao
TOPolk: its that damn hat thingy he's always wearing
Niekapooh: lmao
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