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Now as for someone I am hating on - that award goes to Usher Raymond. I swear I hate him so much. And if you're a guy and don't hate him, let's look at the whole picture here:

1) The guy is attractive. I'm secure in my heterosexuality, so I can say stuff like that.

2) The man can sing. And not sing "just okay." The boy is purty damn good.

3) He's rich. Need I say more?

4) He dated Chili from TLC. That's enough to make the Sixth Grade version of Piddy want to bust his head to the white meat.

5) He cheated on Chili from TLC. That's punishable by death in some countries.

6) He wrote an album about cheating on Chili from TLC. Sells gazillion copies. Causes the nipples of all women past the age of 14 to get rock hard because of said album.

7) Does a song with Alicia Keyes. Makes video with Alicia Keyes. Re-releases aforementioned album with said song on it. Sells half a gazillion more copies of album. More hard nipples.

I really have no reason to like Usher. Especially after his ass gonna rap (well, sing) w/ Diddy (no relation) on how he needs a girl. If it wasn't for the fact that his relationship with Chili ended (which means she's back on the market) I probably would have stalked and stabbed his ass a long time ago.

Random Things That Upset Me…

Girls who say "I'm not like other girls." This might be the biggest lie I've ever heard and the bad thing is I hear it all the time. Whether I hear it from a girl I know, from a male friend who knows a girl, on television, or just hearing it in passing, I can say I hear it more than I like. Okay, you like video games. Doesn't make you different from other girls. If you know the Konami Kode, you might have a argument though. You like football. Doesn't make you different from other girls. You actually know how to get dressed in less than 3.5 hours. Doesn't make you different from other girls, it makes you a normal person. You know what would make you guys different from other girls though? - NOT SAYING HOW YOU'RE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS. I don't care if you're prim and pretty, pretty princess or if you're a beer-loving, Super Nintendo sweetie ya'll all manage to do the same thing. Stop.

(As of late I could EASILY write four pages or so on how much I dislike women in general, but I'll keep it to this one paragraph. For now.)

The WWE's blatant refusal to send John Cena to RAW. This doesn't really upset me too much since I don't get to watch RAW or Smackdown! because of work, but it'd be nice if they sent him to the Monday night program. "The Doctor of Thuganomics" John Cena versus "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton could be a million dollar feud in the waiting. If done right the WWE could easily have another Hogan/Macho Man, HBK/Bret Hart, The Rock/Triple H type feud. One of those programs that could go on for years and years in an on-again, off-again fashion, and no one would ever tire of it.

McDonald's having "Smiles Are Free" on their menus. I swear this might be the most retarded thing ever. This causes two problems. If you actually have the balls to order a smile - you're a douchebag. If you're a McDonald's worker and someone does order a smile, what's gonna stop you from being so pissed off that you wanna spit in their food? Definitely not a good idea on the part of McDonald's PR department.

People who graduate college, then feel that all the sudden they're "too old" to do certain things. Okay, apparently I missed this memo. After graduation the only thing you're to old to do is date high school girls. As of now, I'm doing the same stuff I did back in March. Only difference is that now I can do these things without having to give up a few meals to do so. Just because you have a diploma doesn't mean you have to grow up immediately. If that's the case, I'll gladly turn mine back in.

Random Things That Please Me…

Nintendo. The big N has been coming through as of late. They FINALLY decide to drop Super Mario Sunshine to $20. Which is good, because I refused to buy it for anything higher. Donkey Konga kicked all types of ass, even if it did manage to get old quicker than DDR. I dunno if that's because clapping isn't as fun as dancing or because of the lack of songs (33 is good…72 is better), but twas still a great game. And best of all, Viewtiful Joe 2. Considering that the first VJ was so damn hard I still haven't completed it, I'm looking quite forward to this one. And getting to play as Silvia from the start should be a welcome addition.

Simple pleasures. Shaking up a bottle of soda just for the hell of it. Singing into a box fan just to hear your voice sound funny. Getting a good fresh haircut. Driving around on a nice sunny day - preferably one where I'm in the upstate. A good home cooked meal. I tell you guys, I'm easily pleased. Doesn't take much to make me happy.

Living at home. As much as I hate Sumter, I do have to say I like living at home. At least at the moment. I think it's just because there's always someone around for me to talk to. And because there's usually home-cooked food somewhere near. Definitely wouldn't get that living on my own. Maybe because I don't like cooking.

Boobs. I'm a breast man. And yes, I have no shame. This I know.

My improving Spanish. I can't type or write much of it still, but my Spanish speaking skills have greatly improved. I can carry small conversations and actually get across important details to people who speak no English. Definitely one of the few skills that I've picked up at work that I'll carry with me to my next job.

People like Jen. No, this isn't a paragraph singing her glory or anything (tho I'm sure she'd like that). It's moreso a paragraph thanking people who actually READ this thing. Kinda makes me feel good. Terence wrote a RAW column a while back talking about actually feeling like he's part of the family at work and other pussified stuff. Anyways, it was normal stuff that he banters about over there. Well one day he was talking to Jen and it came up in conversation. And she was like "yeah, I remember you telling me about that" and then proceeded to go over the details and ask questions about said incident. Thing is, Terence didn't tell her (or anyone else for that matter) about it. He just wrote about it. That means someone's actually reading for content. Which is cool, because I made these things with the purpose of "talking to" my friends who I don't get to talk to often (originally Arianna, Danielle, etc. but now that I'm working that group includes people I used to talk to daily for the past 4 yrs). Looks like mission accomplished. And yes, Cobby I appreciate you reading these things for content too, but her boobs are nicer than yours, so she got to be the example. Sorry bout that man, but you know how that goes.

No shoutouts. Why? Because Terence wants to tack them onto the end of the RAW colum. Which is fair enough, because this thing is already too long.