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WCWs last Pay Per View Uncensored was a great event to say the least. It sold out in homes all over the world and the Staples center took less than twenty four hours to sell out. Everyone wondered up to the date if this was truly going to be a great event...It was safe to say that everyone who paid with there hard earned money was not displeased with the out come of Uncensored...Its truly going to be hard to top the event...but if the next one was anything like it...Its going to be a great show to say the least...There was many great matches on that night but one match was the Falls Count Anywhere between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Brock Lesnar... Not only did this match have two big names it also had a title up for grabs...the Television Title... Brock Lesnar came away victorious and held on to his title for another night...One wonders how long this will be the story. Lesnar sure is a great talent so it could be quite some time... Stone Cold suffered a great accident near the end of the match, Lesnar put his face through the window of a near by car, he later was taken to the hospital where he was stiched up and sent home with some pain medicane...Can Stone Cold bounce back from this defeat? Only Time will tell...
One thing is for sure, Your going to have to kill Steve Austin to keep him down, the man was in a great matchup with one of the premier talents in WCW and suffers the injury that he did...Its not stopping him from fighting on this weeks edition of Nitro... He doesn't fight one but two men...and these guys are no push overs. He is matched up against Scott Steiner and Montel "MVP" Porter. You could say the odds are stacked against Austin in this one consider his last match but like they always say, Its when someone is wounded when they are at there most dangerous....
The scene opens up with Stone Cold sitting in a bar, the bar is filled with people that are having a good time, people are singing on the jukebox talking, playing pool, and of course getting drunk...Stone Cold is doing what he's known for and that is tipping the bottle...He's probably had about 10 beers at this point and still going strong, the bar tender comes to him and with an uneasy look on his face begins to talk to Austin.
Bartender: Hey Buddy, Looks like you've had a rough week...For what its worth im sorry but your about to drink me dry...How bout you call it a night and go sober up?
Stone Cold: -laughs- Whats your name pal?
Bartender: Well my name is Dave...But-Austin cuts him off-
Stone Cold: But your name should be Shit for Brains! Yah know, I just don't understand you jack asses. What is your purpose here? To make everyone happy and make sure they have a good time...Right now your not making Ole Stone Cold happy...
Bartender: Stone Cold?! Oh my god, Sir I am so sorry...I didn't mean to-Austin cuts him off again-
Stone Cold: You didn't mean to what? Tell me to quit drinking and get the hell out of your bar? Sure you did... But since you know that im Steve Austin its ok for me to get drunk and raise hell in here just because im some big shot? Well let me tell you something...Dave! You are without a doubt in my mind the shittiest bartender I have ever saw. Your job is not to wait on Ole Stone Cold hand and foot, its to be the only sober sum bitch in this shit hole and make sure everyone else is drunk...So you know what were gonna do? Were gonna make you do what your Job description calls for...Your going to sell everyone crazy SOB in this place beer until they fall on there ass...If you want to see Dave get all of you Son of a Bitches Drunk give me a hell yeah! Everyone in the bar gives Dave a Hell Yeah and Austin lays a couple of bills on the table...looks like Dave is going to be a busy man tonight-
Bartender: I sure hope I have enough alcohol to go around... Austin, before you go on your way can I get a picture of you?
Stone Cold: Sure go ahead and get your camera out...
Dave gets his camera out and Austin poses for a picture
After the picture is taken Austin steps away from the bar and makes his way to the jukebox/karaoke area, everyone is singing and having a good time and Austin goes and selects one of his favorite songs...
Stone Cold: Country music singers have been a real close family,but lately some of my kinfolks have disowned a few others and me.I guess its because I kind of changed my direction.
Lord I guess I went and broke their family tradition.-Crowd Cheers-
Stone Cold: They get on me and want to know: Hank, why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? Over and over everybody makes my predictions. So if I get stoned, I'm just carrying on an old family tradition.
A couple people get up on stage and join in with the singing the crowd is really into it singing word for word with Austin...They finish the song and Austin hangs with the crowd for the rest of the night, a new scene opens up which is clearly the next day, we see Stone Cold in his truck driving down a highway, he turns on the radio and to his surprise the very same song from the other night his playing, he begins to laugh and hums the tune to himself as the song begins to end. A Infomercial for the up coming WCW event is played over the air and people at the radio station go through the matches for the up coming card. They get to Austins match and the guy giving predictions obviously doesn't know what the hell he's talking about because he says ethier Scott Steiner Or MVP will be victorious in this match, Austin doesn't have a chance in hell...Austin doesn't take too kind to this and makes his way to the radio station, the show is over by the time he gets there and right as he pulls up he sees a few people leave...One guy yells to another and calls him by his name which was Bill, Bill was the man making the assumption that Austin would loose so Austin gets out of his truck when the last car leaves and makes his way to Bill. Bill knows right away that the man approaching him is Austin and sheds a smile on his face and extends his hand...
Bill: Well if it isn't Stone Cold Steve Austin...Put er there big guy
Stone Cold: Hey how yah doing... I was just going for a beer run and turned on the radio...Had a little segment on there with you trashing Ole Stone Colds Abilities...I was hearing right wasn't I? You did say that ethier one of those SOBs was going to kick my ass right?
Bill: Well not exactly...I mean well, Yeah that is what I said but you have to understand my reasoning...I just think that given the circumstances of your match last week with Lesnar, your chances are fairly slim to none, I see that your bandaged up on the head and with that wound not healed up very good, I just don't see you doing much Ass Kicking...I hope you understand where im coming from...Your still one of my favorite superstars though...
Austin looks at him like hes the scum of the earth and grabs him by the collar of his shirt, Bill tries to put up a struggle but Austin throws him out of the site of by passers and begins to stomp a mudhole in this dumb SOB, Bill's struggle is short lived and Austin quickly makes Bill think other wise of Austin not being able to kick ass anytime soon...
Stone Cold: Your Sorry but you don't think im going to kick ass anytime soon? Son thats all Stone Cold does! Second to drinking...If Im not tipping the bottle im stomping a mudhole in some worthless Bastard...you think what you want but Brock Lesnar got lucky if you want the honest truth...Sometimes the drinking gets the best of me and I drunk a little too much to say the least...now thats no excuse but these things happen sometimes...If Brock Lesnar ever wants to fight again I'll gladly take him up on that offer and this time I'll show him why Stone Cold is STILL The Toughest SOB in Wrestling today, It doesn't matter what type of match it is, Falls Count Anywhere, Cage, whatever....You can have a fancy title to a match but all it really is when Stone Cold is involved is a Grade A Ass Whooping! AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Stone Cold stared Bill down for a couple seconds and then walks to his truck, he gets in and no sooner than when the door shuts he speeds off and soon is out of Bills site...
Stone Cold Steve Austin was once one of the biggest names in the Wrestling World, it seems as of late people are taking the Hell Raising Dont Trust Anyone SOB Lightly, His match with MVP and Scott Steiner can be a start of getting back to the top... The Texas Rattlesnake is unfamiliar territory...He ust to be the headliner of events, now hes damn near an opener...An Opener! That is something un common for Austin, The time is now to prove everyone...all the people who doubt him now, and who will always count him out that hes still The Texas Rattlesnake that everyone knew...Not Kicking Ass is something that has never been in the same sentence as Austin, and now people are second guessing him...Come Monday Stone Cold is going to have to show MVP and Steiner first hand what its like to be put in a Stunner by the Toughest SOB in WCW!
The scene opens up one more time as we See Stone Cold sitting in a chair across from WCW Interviewer Mike Tenay, Austin stares a hole straight through him and Tenay, who is hesitant to get the interview started looks across at Austin and after a few seconds lets out a deep breath and begins.
Mike Tenay: Thanks for joining me Steve, I just want to take the time to ask you how you feel about the up coming match with Scott Steiner and Montel "MVP" Porter this coming Monday on Nitro...You previously had a match with Lesnar at Uncensored and the match didn't quite go your way, this week you have a match against two up and coming stars in Montel "MVP" Porter and Scott Steiner. How do you see this week going?
Stone Cold: How do I see this week going? Well Mike thats a pretty biased question because im going to give you the only answer I know. Im going to walk down to that ring, walk up the steps and step under the ropes, Hell Stone Cold might not even wait for the bell to ring! The first Sum Bitch he feels like coming after has had a bad day, and When Stone Cold is done walking a mud hole in that little bastard he's going to go straight to the next one and open a can of whoop ass on that sorry SOB! You can rest assure that both of these bastards are going to equally get some ass kicking from Ole Stone Cold monday!
Mike Tenay: Scott Steiner previously mentioned that You've never saw anything like him...Is this a validated comment on his behalf?
Stone Cold: Ive saw something similar to him one time...it was a relative in West Virginia one time...I got HER picture right here you wanna see?-Austin begins to pull out his wallet...but then stops- No you don't want to see it, its hideous, Just look at Steiner, but picture longer hair and thats her. He talks about how he's in the best physical shape of his life and how easy it is to win this match...Well I'll feel you in on something Mike...Stone Cold could give a DAMN about Steiners physical shape and appearance, I ant there to drool all over the SOB Im there to kick his ASS! Look at me Mike....Do I look like im in good physical shape?...Its ok, I know I don't. But you know the saying, don't judge a book by its cover. Well Stone Cold doesn't kick peoples ass with his looks...He does it with this-Austin raises his boot up-
Mike Tenay: Ok Austin, can I give your thoughts on Montel "MVP" Porter
Stone Cold: Who? Montel "MVP" Porter...First off what the hell kind of name is that? We should change it to Montel Williams and bring in someone to play Dr Phil, the two jackasses can team up and form a Tag Team, wouldn't it be great Mike! No but seriously I really don't have any thoughts on him one way or the other to tell you the truth...Why should I be thinking of him? Do you think I stay awake at night and just think about how much he's going to be a problem for me? Well for you and everyone else wondering...No way in HELL is Stone Cold worried about him or anyone else in Dubbya C Dubbya! Everyone in this damn federation is a stepping stone Mike! A Stepping Stone to bigger and better things and that one thing is the Main Prize, that damn Title Belt! Sure I lost the Television Title a few days ago but I was a little drunk, If Lesnar would like to re evaluate sometime, Id be glad to give him the ass kicking that he deserves! The New Stone Cold is here Mike! Ive got a new attitude, its the Austin of the old days. Back when Ass Kicking and drinking Beer was all that matters....Wait a minitue, thats all that matters anyway! Ohh Hell...The Era Of Austin 3:16 is going to start Monday...and You can bet your bottom Dollar that one lucky sum bitch is going to get a stunner...and if im feeling generous...Maybe even two!
Austin stands up rips his mike off and walks out of the room, the scene shortly fades out
Austin seems to have a new determination to kick as much ass as possible, he talked a good talk in his interview with Mike Tenay about how he is going to show up on Nitro come Monday, Is this really All Talk or is he actully going to follow through and bring out the Stone Cold of old? Tune in Monday for this match and many great others!
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