The toughest son of a bitch to ever grace a wrestling ring will step it up against the 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle. Milk or beer? My personal pick is milk, but I think ole' Stone Cold would have a different say-so. These two men will battle one-on-one. In which the loser much drink milk...or beer! Kurt Angle vs. 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin

WWE logo flashes at the bottom screen and disapears as we see Stone Cold in a wrestlin' match against Kurt Angle,could the match already be happening before our very eyes?It doesnt look as if the time is right there in an empty arena,it is dark with a spotlight only hitting the inside of the ring.Nothing can be heard but the movement of the two,running off the ropes,kicking each other hitting each other,this looks like a Pay Per View type match,could it be they added a special stipulation to it and made it an empty arena match? Weve seen these type of matches before,just because theres noone else in the arena doesnt mean the wont kick each others ass,Rock and Mankind showed us that in there match,the aftermath was busted up brutal bodies...There is so much room for the two men to work with what will happen...we get a closer look its as if we are sitting ringside as we watch the action unfold before our eyes.Stone Cold connects with a vicious clothesline to Kurt,he begins to dish out stiff kicks to the back,not having any remourse for the Olympic Hero,if he kicks any harder it will go through him,Angle begins to get up useing his hands and knees Austin grabs him by the head and helps him up,Angle pushes Austin away and begins to connect with rights and lefts,One...Two...Three hits from Angle and Austin begins to stagger back,he bounces back into the ropes behind him and connects with a Lou Thez Press,beating Angle down as hard as he can,Stone Cold is showing why he truely is the toughest SOB In the WWE.He gets off and begins to walk away and turns around,he goes over to his legs and picks then up,he begins to lock in the Texas Cloverleaf,NO! Angle Kicks Austin off and sends him to the outside.Both men are down now,Austin and Angle have been beating the hell out of each other the whole match(Please Note this is not been the whole match from the start,were watching half way through)Back to the match Angle and Austin are both out of it,Angle begins to slowly get up as Austin is laying on his stomach with his hands over his head,Angle looks around and sees Austin on the outside,seeing the coast is clear he begins to quickly get up,he walks over to the ropes and exits,he looks at Austin and kicks him in the back for good measure,Angle leaves the fallen Austin as he begins to look for something,he pulls the ring apron up and looks,coming out with nothing he goes behind the deserted Anouncers Table,he smiles and begins to get something...He pulls out a Steal Chair!Oh My God!! Angles got a chair Angles Got A Chair!he begins to walk over and checks to see if Austin is still laying down on the mat,HES GONE!Angle cant believe it,hes shocked...he walks over to the other side of the table,no sign of The Texas Rattlesnake...he looks over his shoulder and BANG!Austin gaught a chair of his own,Angle has knocked in his bald head and immediatly hit the mat! Blood begins to flow from the 96' Olympic Hero as Austin drops the chair and then falls to the floor next to Angle on his back,both men are drained of all energy they ever had,Austin is dripping sweat where Angle is dripping Blood!Over all both men will never be the same,Angle gets anough energy to lift his arm,how? I dont know...he lays it across Austins chest and someone begins to count but where are they?ONE.....TWO.....THREE!ITS OVER ITS OVER KURT ANGLE HAS DONE IT! AUSTIN HAS TO DRINK MILK NOW....The 1996 Olympian has beat the Texas Rattlesnake!Austin knows he has been defeated,the stipulation for the match is that he has to drink Milk,Angle stands up and gets a mic,blood pouring from his head he begins to talk.

K urt 'T he B a l d O n e A n g l e -Austin...its time you get away from the beer and drink the American Drink...Drink Milk like Your Olympic Hero!*Austin gets a cold stare*Now Come on Austin...Dont be like that to me,I beat you fair and square now face the facts and drink the milk,or Ill snap your freakin ankle...OH ITS TRUE!

Stone '3:16' Cold You silly little bastard...Im not drinking any milk! Stone Cold dont do nothin' for anyone...and I ant gonna start with your red white and blue ass!

K urt 'T he B a l d O n e A n g l e -Ok then Austin...your the man right...Wrong!

Out of the rafters a big river of milk comes crashing down on Austin,Austin is furiated and stands there in the middle of the ring while Angle fades away farther and farther and eventully fades away leaving Austin in the middle of the ring covered in milk...Angles Laugh can be heard.

Stone '3:16' Cold AHHHH!What the hell was that!?

Austin jumps up in his bed in a sitting position he wipes his head away from the sweat,he looks over at the clock and it reads 2:00 in the morning,he shakes his head and lays back down in the pillow,he drifts back to sleep and finishes getting his rest...He wakes back up at 9:00 and goes directly to the phone

Stone '3:16' Cold Heello,Yeah This is Stone Cold....yeah Im the WWE Superstar,yeah the toughest SOB,yeah...yeah...Listen damnit! I ant got time to play ya silly little games,is anyone in that I could see today...Ok thats good,when can I come in...ok I'll be over there at about 10,alright...thank yah.

With the arrangement all made up Austin hangs up the phone and looks down at the floor,he sighs and rubs his head,beggining to make his way to the bathroom he opens the blinds and the sun comes through,he shields his eyes with his arm and turns with his back faceing the sun,he takes his arm down and makes his way to the dresser next to the wall,he opens a drawer and pulls out some clothes,he shuts the drawer and and goes into the bathroom shutting the door behind him

The appointment is made,but what kind of appointment is this exactly? Is something wrong with our Texas Rattlesnake?Stay tuned in to find out the answer to that burning Question...

The scene opens up on a road,Good Ole Stone Cold is in his truck making his way to the docs office,he begins to sing along to Hank Williams Jrs Family Tradition

Stone '3:16' Cold Hank, why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?Over and over everybody makes my predictions. So if I get stoned, I'm just carrying on an old family tradition. I am very proud of my Daddy's name although his kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same. Stop and think it over. Put yourself in my position. If I get stoned and sing all night long it's a family tradition. So don't ask me Hank why do you drink? Hank, why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? If I'm down in a honky-tonk some ole slick's trying to give me friction. I said leave me alone I'm singing all night long it's a family tradition!

as the song is finishing up Austin is just pulling into the doctors office,he makes his way to the parking spot and pulls in,he turns his radio off rolls up his windows takes off his seatbelt and turns the motor off,he exits his truck and begins to walk up to the building...he passes a few doctors and enters through the door that says ENTER...he opens the door and sees the front desk theres a guy talking to the secretary,he stands behind the two calmly waiting for them to finish,they talk for a few minitues and now Austin is starting to get annoyed...the guy talking must be able to feel The Rattlesnakes Anger and says goodbye to the lady,Austin steps up

Stone '3:16' Cold Hello How yah doin'.Im here for tha' pointment...I called and you said he could see me at 10:00

Yes your appointment is ready,The Doctor will see you now.

Stone '3:16' ColdThank yah.

With the short conversation with Michelle Austin walks off and makes his way to the elevators,he pushes the button and waits for it to open,it opens and three people come out,Austin steps in and punches in his destinated floor.The doors close and it begins to move,Austin stands in the middle looking up at the top of the elevator,the door opens and he exits the elevators nad begins to make his way down the hall passing numerous doors and everyone in awhile hell pass a doctor here and there,he finds the office and knocks on the door and enters,he shuts the door behind him,the room doenst really look like a doctors office,but a Physciatrist' office,Austin goes and sits down on a black reclinable chair...this room looks just like the ones you see in the movies...with the people talking about there problems...What is wrong with Austin?!

Dr.Jackson-Well its good to see you came for the appointment Steve*Austin turns his head and sees Jackson coming into the room from the other side,Jackson extends his hand and Austin grabs it the two begin to shake,the release and Jackson pulls up a rolly chiar and has his notebook with him*I havent seen you in awhile,I heard that you joined another wrestling promotion?

Stone '3:16' Cold Yeah Ive joined another promotion,seeing that Ole Stone Cold hasnt been in the ring that silly bastard Mick Foley called me up at my house and offered me a job,of course Vince didnt know about it so I jumped at the chance to come back...So when you turn yer telivision on every Thursdee night at 8 your gonna see Stone Cold raisein more hell...drinkin more beer...and kickin more ass than ever before!

Dr.Jackson-Sounds like the others are gonna have a rough time holding back the Texas Rattlesnake*They both smile*Well lets get started Steve,get comftorble...now before we start I want you to know at no point will I be making fun of you...Im a proffesional and I will go at this with a proffesional maner,But I must say that what you came to me with is a bit unusual...but none the less I will help you through it...now tell me a little bit about your fear of MILK. When did it start,why...what drove you farther away from milk...was it another beverage that you liked more than Milk?What is inside you that drives you away from milk...thats what I want to know today...so let it all out Steve.

Stone '3:16' ColdWell my fear of milk came at an early age...{As hes talking try to visualize his flashback as he speaks of his fear of MILK!}I was about 6 years old when it first happened,Ill never forget it,you know most little kids like milk,and I did until it happened,hell my mom always had a bottle for me,but I sware I'll never drink milk again...It was in the summer...it was a hot day,little Stone Cold was runnin around in his diaper raisein the usual Austin Baby hell,I may not have known the sign language but Id still kick some ass...anyway I had a neighbor,he was about 12 years old,his parents and my parents were friends and got along real good but that silly little bastard Mark would always tell me stuff,bad stuff...always get baby Austin in trouble,well one day I was eatin uh chocolate chip cookie and Mark comes over and starts talkin...well he had a carton of milk and Little Ole Steve wanted some of that cold milk to wash his cookie down,well Mark hands it over he didnt have any problem what so ever givin the milk over...well I had me a little cup beside me and he opened up that milk and started to pour it in there,well that milk wasnt lookin' like the milk I had earlier...it was kinda lumpy...but I figured since it was sunny I was gettin a little hot and was seein things the wrong way...well I took the milk and drunk it and ate ma cookie too...that milk didnt taste anything like good milk and had an awful smell....Mark said it was just the heat from the sun...so being the little kid I was I kept on drinkin...I bet I drunk half of that gallon that day....Oh but the after math...that was hell.*we come back to in the room and see Austin shakeing his head and Dr.Jackson is writing stuff down in his book*

Dr.Jackson-What was the aftermath Steve...tell me,noone else is here but me and you,noone else can hear anything.

Stone '3:16' Cold The aftermath was awful...I went home after drinkin it and took a nap,well I went to take a nap but instead I was sick for days on in...pukein my guts out,goin to the bathroom 5 and 6 times in one day...Little Stone Colds Ass kickin time was put on an all time low,its the least ass Baby Cold ever Kicked! I had to set in the house and watch all the other kids have fun while Id be runnin' to the bathroom or the trashcan all the time,for the first time in my life Stone Cold got his ass kicked...but by milk!Now that little Mark moved right before I got better,so thats one ass kickin that got away...But if I ever find that silly little bastard Ill Stomp The Biggest Mud Hole in his ass and Walk that Sum Bitch Dry!

Dr.Jackson-Was there a drink that got you totally away from milk and maybe furthered your fear of it?

Stone '3:16' ColdOh Hell yeah! There was a drink,and I think this drink is better than milk...and that drink is Beer!Hell Ive been drinkin beer since I was 17,It took awhile to find a good drink but the first time that hit my lips and touched ma tongue I was hooked. Alot of people that knew Ole Stone Cold didnt like how he was going...they didnt like the ways that I was under goin' but really when you get down to it its that silly little bastard Marks fault for startin me on it...he traumatized me as a little kid...but actully he started The Toughest SOB Era...When I started drinkin...fist started flyin,I was in and out of jail all the time, and it was because of my bad ass attitude,so thats when I started in my carrer of wrestling,I figured there I could kick as much ass as I wanted and get away with it...and I did!So if I ever was to find that SOB Mark Id shake his hand and then kick his ass!So come Thursdee me and Kurt Angle are gonna go one on one in that ring...theres gonna be alot of ass gettin kicked but Stone Cold will come out the winner and Angle can start gettin drunk.

Austin turns around and is facein Kurt Angle...He was talkin to Kurt Angle the whole time,Angle is laughing and Austin is furiated....but Austin wakes up again...It was all one big dream!Stone Cold has been sleeping the whole time...Will Stone Cold be able to beat the American Hero?Or Will Stone Cold have to drink Milk?Tune in on Thursday to find out the answer to this and much more!