\\The scene opens up with Shawn Michaels laying in a hospital bed, He has the mandatory Hospital robe on, his hair is not confined by a rubber band...but laying over his shoulders...He pulls the Lunch Cart over to him and opens it up...He suspicously looks at what the Hospital has fixed up for him...The only thing he can tell by first glance is the bowl of pudding...Shawn Michaels Loves Pudding...He grabs the bowl and a spoon...before he can begin eating it a Nurse walks in...A Very Good looking Nurse at that
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Oh My...I have just died and Gone to Heaven...Your my Nurse I hope?
The Nurse| Tracy : You Betcha! How are you doing today Sweetie?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Im doing fine now that you walked in
The Nurse| Tracy : Your Quite the Sweet Talker aren't you?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Honey Im a Sweet Talker...Im a Lover...Im a Provider...Hell Im a Jack of All Trades Babe...Anyone holding you down?
The Nurse| Tracy : Yes...Im taken at the moment
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I see...Well he better stay in line because Ole HBK is Just a Call away...If you know what I mean
The Nurse| Tracy : I'll remember that
Tracy giggles and Shawn cracks a smile...A silence comes over the room...Shawn begins to think quickly...he looks over at the pudding and then it comes to him
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Hey Sweet thing...You wouldn't mind helping me out with this Pudding would you? I mean I would tackle this myself but Im so Lightheaded and everything...I think Id make a mess more than anything
The Nurse| Tracy : Aww you Poor Poor Thing you...All you have to do is ask hun...Thats what Im here for
With that said Tracy makes her way to Shawn's bed...She pulls up a chair that was sitting near the window and places next to him...she sits down and Shawn passes her the pudding with a smile on his face...she smiles back and grabs the spoon...She grabs some with the spoon and sends it Shawn's way...he opens his mouth and begins to eat it...He closes his eyes and lays his head back on the pillow
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : That is some great Pudding...Thanks for helping out dear
Tracy smiles and she continues to help him with his pudding...after a couple more spoonfuls she talks to HBK
The Nurse| Tracy : So how come your in the hospital
Shawn thinks of a good reason...Being attacked after the match by Orton isn't good enough...so He comes up with his own story
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I was attacked...I was walking to my car the other night and out of no where Three guys came out of the shadows and beat me up...I was doing pretty good against them until one of them hit me across the head with something...They took off and left me out in the street...Im just greatful that some one was able to see me and bring me here before it was too late
Tracy puts the Pudding down and Grabs Shawn and gives him a big hug
The Nurse| Tracy : Why would anyone be so Mean! I can't believe people sometimes...I mean look at you...Your such a Sweetheart...You've been nothing but nice to me the whole time...Im glad your not seriously hurt
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I think thats my Problem...Im too nice to everyone, I mean I would give you the shirt off my back, thats just the way I am...Here lately its gotten the best of me...I mean I wouldn't hurt a Fly...Ive never taken Advantage of Anyone...I try to keep being a great guy but then stuff like this happens and it makes you Question yourself...You know? Its like what can I do? I can't win for loosing Really
The Nurse| Tracy : Do me a favor and never change hun...There isn't enough people like you in this world...We don't need to loose another great man! I tell you what...Im going to give you my Number and I want you to call me Whenever you want to...I want to keep in touch with you...And if this guy Im with doesn't work out...Your next in line
Shawn sits up in his bed and has a look of joy on his face
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Really...You mean it babe?!
The Nurse| Tracy : Absolutely!!!
With that said She writes her number down on a peace of paper she got out of her pocket and gives it to Shawn
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Thanks A Lot...For Everything
She and Shawn say there goodbyes and Shawn waits until she leaves to finish his pudding...He takes his last bite and sits it to the side...at the same time Triple H rolls in with a Wheel Chair...he rolls up beside Shawn's bed and looks at him with a Smile
The Game| Triple H : So...Heres the deal, That nurse that we saw when we came in...You know the one we was betting on...You said I couldn't get her number and I told you I could? Well I was getting ready to put my plan in motion and then the Bitch left...Can you believe that...Her shift ended and Some old hag came in...I told her to get the hell out. But since she left I guess the bet is off? I mean how could it not be right?
Trips looks at Shawn and Shawn looks at Trips...he smiles and Hunter is wondering whats up...Shawn begins to talk
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Is that what happened?
The Game| Triple H : Yep thats how it went down man...Sorry...Damn did she have a set of legs on her or what!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : She just left...Her shift is over now...She made one last stop before leaving for the day...Can you guess WHERE she was? Any Idea...
Shawn tosses the number to Trips and he looks it over...He sees her name in the corner and tosses it back up to Shawn...He gets a little aggravated and then begins to talk to Shawn
The Game| Triple H : Well How in the hell did you do it man? She came to my room and wouldn't have much to do with me...DAMN IT how do you do it, Ive been sitting in this damn thing all day, Trying to play the I cant Get Around Card...Didn't work with her...She wasn't a bit concerned about me, I tried everything I could think of...Did you get someone to write that number for you? You did...Didn't you?! I knew it...You didn't talk to her...Hell she probably never in came in your room...I know how you are, You pull stuff like that all the time...If she did come in here...She turned around as soon as she saw you and Realized that she was in the wrong room
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : No sir...It happened, She was in here...and I had her melting in my hand Hunter...What can I say, Im just that good I guess...Im the Heart breaker and your The Game...Thats just the way it is man...Ok you don't believe me...Look on the other side of the bed...You see the chair there?
The Game| Triple H : What about it?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Thats where...Tracy was sitting...She was there feeding me that Pudding...Man was that some good Pudding
The Game| Triple H : Thats not Fair Damnit! I didn't have anything like that to work with in my Room...Thats total Bullshit and you know it...I knew I should have laid down some rules before hand
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I don't think it was the Pudding that did it...It was Simply my charm that grabbed her...Like her stunning looks grabbed you...My Way with the Ladies Grabbed her...Its Ok Hunter...I still Heart you
With that said Shawn opens his arms looking for a hug from Triple H...Hunter wastes no time and begins to roll out of the Room...Hunter is out of the room and Rolling down the hall back to his room, Shawn can hear Trips mumbling
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Aww dont be like that! HUNTER...HUNTER...Come Back Baby! Please Oh Please Come Back...Your Tearing me up inside
Shawn lays back on his pillow and begins to laugh, He looks at Tracy's number and the scene begins to fade out shortly
The scene opens up with Vince McMahon sitting at his desk while Shawn Michaels and Triple H are sitting in Wheel Chairs...Vince isn't buying it...The DX Men are trying there best to sell there Injury to Vince but Vince can see straight through them...As could anyone else...Vince looks straight at the two men and begins to talk
The Owner | Vince McMahon : You know...I know what happened at Wrestlemania Sunday...There is a possibility that you two are injured to some degree but...This...This is just Ridiculous!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : But Vinny...Were Handicapped Now! We really are...Look at us...We've been laying up in the hospital Ever since The Accident
The Owner | Vince McMahon : The Accident? Accident?! As Far as Im concerned...You Both had it coming to you!
Trips begins to get up but Shawn grabs him and sits him back down
The Game| Triple H : You know DAMN GOOD AND WELL that we were taken out by a Cheap shot from that Punk Randy Orton...Had this coming to us? What did we do to Deserve any of it? I called the match RIGHT down the middle...From opening bell to the very end, and Shawn...Well...He was a great Time Keeper!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I WAS...REALLY...You Mean It?
The Game| Triple H : Oh you was Great Shawn...Really
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Thanks Man! You was an AWESOME Ref
The Two men High Five and then look back at Vince McMahon
The Game| Triple H : Ok But like I was saying...We did what we were assigned to do...and I think we did a Damn Good Job Vince...This is one time you can't say We had it coming to us...The only thing we had coming to us was the After party where Me and Shawn took it upon Ourself to contact Only the most Beautiful women in the area that night for a little Alone time...Thats what we had coming to us...But you know we got instead...We got Randy Orton's Backlash...
Shawn Cuts in...
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Yeah! Big Deal Randy Orton lost the match
Now Triple H
The Game| Triple H : Big Deal he Couldn't get the Job Done
Now Shawn Michaels
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Couldn't Finish off Kennedy
Now Triple H
The Game| Triple H : Couldn't back his Words up
Before Shawn can reply Vince Cuts him Off
The Owner | Vince McMahon : Enough...ENOUGH DAMN IT! Ive heard enough from the Both of you...Now you shut the hell up, because I have something to say...can you do that? Can you two just be quiet for Five Minutes? Amaze me...Be quiet
Shawn and Triple H together
DX| Trips and HBK : DO WE GET A STICKER?!
The Owner | Vince McMahon : No...You don't get a Sticker...But I'll tell you what you do get...Shawn, You get a match this week on RAW...As a matter of Fact your going to be Main Eventing Again, Seeing how your the Show Stopper...I think you can put Raw on your Shoulders after a Great Wrestlemania Showing and Kick it into high gear
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Well Vince...You know I would love to Wrestle...But as you can see
The Owner | Vince McMahon : I can see fine...And What I see is this week on RAW you in the Main Event...And Thats Final...Injured or not...Your going to get your Ass down to that ring on Monday and Either Win...Or Loose, Quite Frankly I don't give a Damn as to which one you choose to do...But its going to be great seeing this match...I'll take that back...If you win I will be Amazed...Seeing how you have a set back here...It would be a great Story to write home about...Coming back from an Injury to win the next week on RAW...Wow
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : DAMN VINCE...You know...You could make someone Run through a Wall!
With that said Shawn Rolls away from Vince's Desk and is now facing a Wall...He looks at Hunter and looks back at Vince...Vince has his Eyebrow up wondering what Shawn is thinking about...Before anything can be said Shawn rolls as fast as he can...Into the Wall...The Wheel chair bounces back and hits Vince's Desk...Sending it into him, knocking things off the desk as well...Vince is now Pissed and after a few seconds he gets the sinister grin on his face
The Owner | Vince McMahon : Shawn you better save up that energy...I forgot to tell you Exactly What the match was going to be...and who your going to be going against...Before you leave let me fill you in on a little secret...Its going to be you in one corner...and Your OPPONENTS...John Morrison...and Mr Kennedy! A Handicap Match, Sure I guess your thinking that Triple H is going to be able to save you...Think again...The Only thing Triple H is going to be able to do is Play Cheerleader...So Hunter...I suggest you Shave your face and go get a Skirt!
Shawn gets a worried look on his face...As does Triple H...The two begin to laugh it off and Shawn begins to talk
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Is that right Vince...A Handicap Match...You've really outdone yourself this time, I was hoping more along the lines of a Pillow Fight or something...Something a little more Low Key you know? What a Main Event this is going to be...My oh My I can't wait to get in the ring, It's going to be such a great time...Wrestling Kennedy and Morrison...This is a Dream come True...Im hardly able to contain myself! Thanks Vince
The Game| Triple H : Cheerleader huh? Your Funny Vince...Your Real Funny...But look who ISN'T Laughing...Go ahead...Put Shawn in a Handicap match...Book him after he's been attacked by Randy Orton...Thats fine...But Realize this...Whatever happens...Is your Fault...Its your own Damn Fault...When you made this match did you not think...Did you not use What little bit of brain you have? This is stupid Vince...Sure Shawn's in a Handicap match...But that's not what Im worried about...What Im worried about is Kennedy and Morrison...Im worried about there well being. You've put Shawn in there against Two People...Two on One...Those aren't the best of odds...When someone is outnumbered like that...Something takes them over and They Fight through it like never before...He isn't going to have anyone in his corner...Sure I'll be Cheer leading but lets face it, You've messed up...Why would you want to put Mr Kennedy in a match Right After Mania anyway Vince...You've never been one to manage talent well...I don't understand it, If I was you I would have given Kennedy the week off...But whats done is done...And Morrison, Why in the hell is he even mentioned in the same BREATH as Kennedy...Let alone Shawn Michaels...While Ive had the chance to sit here and think, Ive come to realize just how good of an Idea this really is
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Great Idea Hunter...This is a GREAT IDEA...Don't sell Vince Short now...I mean, in some areas he is lacking a bit, from what I hear...But that's neither Here nor their...But your Right...Your Absolutely Right! Vince I applaud your Match making ability...Come on Hunter, Take it easy on the Old Bastard...Now let me cut the crap, Vince for one thing Im pissed off about not being apart of Wrestlemania...Im Pissed off because you gave people like John Morrison a Huge match for example, but me...I got to be a damn Time Keeper...So guess what? Shawn Michaels is going to Make RAW HIS Wrestlemania...Thats Right, Since You left me out...This week on RAW...Im letting it all on the line, Im letting all the tricks out of the bag...The Heart Break Kid is going to walk down to that Ring on Monday Night and Take Names...
The Game| Triple H : The Heart Break Kid is going to Walk down to that ring On Monday Night and Kick Ass
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : The Heart Break Kid is going to walk down to that Ring on Monday Night and Show Morrison that He can be the Shaman of Sexy...But last Time I checked The Heart Break Kid is still making the Women weak in the knees...
The Game| Triple H : I got One...I Got one...The Heart Break Kid is going to knock that Repeat out of Kennedy
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : The Heart Break Kid is going to walk down to that ring on Monday Night and Show Kennedy that Just because he defended his little belt against Randy I CRY Orton doesn't mean Jack Shit to Shawn Michaels or Triple H...Kennedy isn't more but a Paper Champion Vince, And you Damn well know that...Do yourself a Favor and give me or Triple H a shot at that belt...Let US Carry IWE on our Shoulders, You know what you'll get from us...This Kennedy Guy is a Scrub...Hes full of Luck...Well I have news for you because I know you have a Man Crush on Kennedy
The Game| Triple H : HE SAID MAN CRUSH
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Kennedy is going to get Exposed on Monday Night...Sure he might have won a couple matches but this is Shawn Michaels were talking about Vince...The Heart Break Kid...The Main Eventer...THE SHOW STOPPER! What is Kennedy? Just another guy who thinks he can come into MY RING and beat me...Thats fine...Its been done before...Everytime I get into that ring Someone always thinks there going to get the best of me...This time it's TWO Somebodies...No I take that Back...As Far as Im Concerned it's TWO NOBODIES! Two on One...Three on One...Hell you could get as many people out there as you want...at the end of the day The Heart Break Kid is still Breaking Hearts...At the end of the Day Shawn Michaels is STILL the MAIN EVENTER...and at the End of the Night...There Still going to be EXPOSED in the Middle of the ring...In front of Thousands of fans...and Most Importantly...YOU!
With that said The two men roll out of Vince's office in there Wheel Chairs...The Door shuts behind them and Vince is left sitting in his office, a look of Uncertainty comes over his face...The Scene shortly Fades out
The scene opens up in a living room...This is either the house of one of the two or a friends house...Either way the two men are sitting on a White couch with A Big screen Plasma TV built into the wall in front of them, Triple H begins to talk
The Game| Triple H : Let me ask you something...Was it just me or did you smell PISS in Vince's office?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I didn't want to say anything but...Yeah, The smell was there, and the last time I checked he doesn't have any cats running around...He's not good with Pussy from what I hear
The Game| Triple H : Now why do you always have to go and do that Shawn? Im trying to be serious here
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Hey I am too...Ive been wondering what was up with that...You have any Idea?
The Game| Triple H : I do...Now Ive thought about it and This is What I Think the reason behind that was...You Ready for this?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Enlighten me Sherlock Holmes...
The Game| Triple H : Thanks Good Ole Buddy...Ok Heres the deal...When we came in there he was already a little uneasy...Perhaps it was Diarrhea, Poor Guy...I just it when that happens...I mean he was a little Frigidity did you notice that?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Yep...That caught my Eye
The Game| Triple H : How could it not...He looked like he was doing Morse Code with his body...Anyway When we started talking about your Match on RAW, I think he got worried...so Worried that he Pissed himself...Does that sound Far Fetched to you?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Actually No because Remember that time that Stone Cold pulled the gun on him...The man has a weak bladder...Plain and Simple...CASE SOLVED
The Game| Triple H : Tell me about it...Next time I run into him I'll make sure I have some Depends
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Good Idea...But he might need the Extra Strength Ones
The Game| Triple H : Enough talk about our Weak Bladdered Boss...Lets watch Mania...On The Big Screen!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Oh Boy! I cant wait!!
With that said the two begin to watch Mania...They talk back and forth about the matches...The Money in the Bank match comes up and They watch for the simple fact that Morrison was in this match
The Game| Triple H : Look Shawn...It's the Money in the Bank match!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Ive been wanting to see this match...Lets see what all the talk is about this match...I Should have been in this damn match...Look its a bunch of nobodies in there...Who matters in that ring? The Rock...Big Deal he's still got Hollywood on his mind...Once he realizes its not scripted anymore maybe he can win a match or two
The Game| Triple H : Forget the Rock...Hes on Smackdown...We don't have a Problem with him...Or anyone on Smackdown for that Matter...Remember I proved that RAW is the Most Dominating Brand...SNACKDOWN is Bush League
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Got that right...Look at all of those chumps in there...and John Morrison is the biggest one of them all...The Kid is so full of himself...Thinks he's something special...Something Fabulous...He's nothing but another Sheep in Vince's Fence...Thats all he is Trips...He comes down to the ring with the cameras flashing and the music blaring...Smiling for the girls...Who would do that?
The Game| Triple H : I think I know someone that Does that...
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Yeah well I can get away with it...Its apart of me Hunter...We all know Im The Heart Breaker...
The Game| Triple H : The Main Eventer...
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : THE SHOW STOPPER...What is he...Really...What does he call him self?
The Game| Triple H : The Shaman of Sexy would be it
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Did you say The King of Sleazy?
The Game| Triple H : The Definition of Boring
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : The Epitome of Agony to my Eyes...He's probably one of those kids who wrote an Essay in Grade school...What I want to Be When I grow Up...
The Game| Triple H : When I grow Up I want to be FIREMAN!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : That was me jackass...He was More like When I grow up I want to be a Rodeo Clown!
The Game| Triple H : Whats wrong with a Rodeo Clown! Just kidding...I didn't want to be that...He might not be a Rodeo Clown but He damn sure is IWE's Clown
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I hate clowns...I cant wait to get in the ring and show that Chump what it's like to be in the ring with a REAL Wrestler...
The Game| Triple H : Hes not a Chump...Hes a Champ!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Champ...John Morrison, A Champ...Oh Yeah I forgot, hes The Intercontinental Champion! How could that have slipped my mind...Dang, He is a Champ isn't he...He's also a Choke Artist too...Look at him...Just look, If he had this much trouble with all of these "Superstars" How does he expect to get by with The Icon?
The Game| Triple H : He's got Help!
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Sylvan Learning Center? They can't help him for what Im going to put him through...They only help you learn to read and write...I hope he knows how to write because Im feeling like Checking him in...and Not to Heartbreak Hotel, Thats where I send all the ladies...
The Game| Triple H : No No No...Remember, Kennedy is his back up on Monday Night
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Ohh Yeah...I hate to break it to yah but this one Threesome Im not going to enjoy being apart of
The Game| Triple H : Sorry Pal, Maybe afterwards I'll call Tracy for you and we can go hang out...
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : You Forgot I have the Number Buddy...
The Game| Triple H : Yeah, Thats right...I guess it slipped my Mind...Anyway lets Fast Forward it to the best part of the show...
Triple H hits the rewind button and finds the Main Event...The match starts and the two men begin talking
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Damn we look good
The Game| Triple H : What do you expect...Its DX...We Look good...We Fuc
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I do, I don't know about you...
The Game| Triple H : Kennedy only wished he looked as good as we did...His in ring ability is nowhere near our Superior level of skill...Hes the best one WRESTLING in that ring...If I wasn't in that ring The fans would be cheering BORING...BORING...BORING...Luckily we were there around there to keep the fans entertained
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Yeah I had to kick King a few times...I thought He was going to go to sleep on me in mid match, I don't think I could have handled being alone with JR
The Game| Triple H : BOOMER SOONER
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Business is About to Pick Up!
The match carries on and it comes to the end where Orton attacks both Triple H and Shawn Michaels...They look on with a look of anger...Triple H Begins to talk
The Game| Triple H : I cant wait to get my hands on that Little Prick
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I couldn't have said it any better...He's on the DX Shit List...and that isn't a very good place to be...Its worse than Santa's Naughty List...Look at Kennedy
The Game| Triple H : He's full of smiles isn't he?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : One things for sure...He won't be smiling after Monday Night on RAW...He's going to be Like Randy I Cry Orton...Thank goodness you can't drowned in your tears or we would have to have the staff from Baywatch on Stand By
The Game| Triple H : Yeah I think Kennedy would rather be saved by David Hasselhoff
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : He's going to need more than The Hoff man to save him on Monday night...You know Im thinking...Morrison might not even show up, I mean...Just think, His photographers might call in sick or not have enough film so he'll pull a Randy and Cry...Then it could even the odds...It could happen...Would be good for his sake
The Game| Triple H : Either way Have the Band Tuned up and Ready to Play...
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : The Band is always Ready....ALWAYS
With that said The two continue sitting on the Couch talking and the scene fades out Shortly
The scene opens up with Jim Ross...Triple H and Shawn Michaels all sitting around a Circular Table...DX on one Side and Ross on the other, The camera zooms in on the three men and then JR Begins the Interview
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : Ladies and Gentlemen tonight I am here with The Founding Fathers of DX...Triple H and Shawn Michaels...Were going to take this time to get there thoughts on Wrestlemania and This up coming weeks RAW...Shawn...Hunter, Thanks for taking the time to sit here and answer some Questions...First lets talk about Wrestlemania...What a great show it was Sunday Night...Would you Agree?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : No...No I wouldn't Jim, The show was Ok, but Great...Not in any sense of the word...Do you want to know why I believe...No Why I know the show wasn't a great show? Sure you do...Here it is, Its simple really...I mean There was no Shawn Michaels
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : But you were the Special Time Keeper weren't you? So you was apart of Wrestlemania Shawn...A Pretty big part of it in fact
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : No you have me confused with someone else Jim...Sure I was the "Time Keeper" Big Deal, That was a shot to the Face as far as Im concerned...That was the biggest waste of time Ross...The Fans didn't pay to come see Ole Heart Break Kid Keep Time...Hell look at the clock if you need to know the time, Buy a Wrist Watch, I'll buy one for you so I don't ever have to be apart of something as Ridiculous as that...I was really looking forward to Mania...Really looking forward to it...and a couple weeks into RAW Vince throws out the stipulation where me and Hunter had to do something Stupid just for his enjoyment, I guess he thought We wouldn't be fair, we wouldn't call it down the middle, Somehow we would cost Orton the match...Well you and everyone else for that matter can go back and watch the tape...Triple H called Right down the middle and I...I behaved myself, and I think you can even agree with that...Orton is the one who crossed the line...
The Game| Triple H : Yeah thats right Jim...Randy I Cry Orton was the one who made an ass of himself...I mean heres a guy that Runs his mouth talking about how He's this and He's that...All he is Jim...Is Second Rate...Second Rate just like everyone else in the IWE...The only two people in this damn federation that Aren't second rate...are sitting right here in front of you...That's the only Reason were here isn't it...You want the best, you want to interview the best...You know it doesn't get any better than Triple H and Shawn Michaels...The Game and The Show stopper...You know It...I know it...and Everyone else knows it...Hell thats why Orton attacked us really, Not because we didn't call it down the middle...Or Not because we Cost him his Precious Title...Because were the best and by Attacking us, It made him feel Vindicated...Made him feel at ease with himself...I mean...If I was him, and I had just lost perhaps one of the biggest, If not the Biggest match of My career I would Have attacked us too...Im mad, Im pissed off...But I see where he's coming from...Before he find Orton I'll make sure I send him a box of tissues to wipe the tears from his face...Hell knowing him he's probably still crying but its got to the point now where hes got Snot running down his face...You know, like a Five year old who doesn't get his way when his Mom and Dad go to Wal Mart and wont buy him a Toy...Thats what I picture when I think of Orton...
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Thats what I was trying to say Jim, Hunter just beat me to it...But If you get the chance you should pass a message to Orton...Make sure he's not crying so he can hear you clearly though, I wouldn't want him to get any details messed up...and you might have to talk slow because Randy is a Special Boy...Make sure he knows that DX Doesn't Forget, And Were gonna get your Pay Back
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : Are you looking forward to this Weeks RAW Shawn?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : In a big way Jim, Ive been looking forward to this weeks RAW a week or two before Mania because I knew I wasn't going to get to be apart of the Biggest Pay Per View of the Year...So yeah this Monday night on RAW is going to be a great show...Because HBK is Actually going to be APART of the show...Anytime Im in a match it makes the whole show better...Now Granted I am The Show Stopper...but the fans come to see me, what can I say...After all these Years I still make the women weak in knees
The Game| Triple H : Yeah I can't believe you man, Ive seen families come in to watch Wrestling and leave with thoughts of Divorce...I saw a Husband and Wife come in with their daughter...When you came in it was like the Husband didn't even exist, I thought they were gonna have to put the two in a Straight Jacket...I mean, I don't like to admit but You do have a way with the women Shawn
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : That he does, You two have always been fan favorites...Some of the Biggest Draws this company has ever had
The Game| Triple H : And thats what its all about Jim, Putting the asses in the seats...If you can do that you have a spot in the Wrestling world...Hell you don't have to be talented...Just look at John Cena, He did pretty good as far as a fan following...But His wrestling was Crap...With a Capital C I must add...And your probably going to say Im just saying that because I hate the guy...Well maybe I am...But you also have to know that Ive been in this business longer than he's even had an Erection...Ive been in the ring with them all, and Ive beaten them all...You'd be surprised some of the Wrestlers that are better than him...
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : Talking about In Ring Ability...Shawn you have a pretty big match on RAW this week...Its you against John Morrison AND Mr Kennedy, What a match up...I would have rather seen this as a singles match against either one of them...But anyway this could still be a great match...There is going to be Three great Wrestlers in the ring at one time in The Main Event...Two of them are Gunning for you However
The Game| Triple H : Doesn't matter Jim, I know this was a Question for Shawn...And Im sure he'll have something sat about it but let me give my two cents on this...Sure its a Handicap match...But I think its more of a Disadvantage for them than it is for Shawn...Two against One...Thats only one Extra person Jim, I mean if it was Triple H and Triple H vs Shawn Michaels...Then, Well you know...Or Shawn Michaels times Two vs whoever...There would be no Chance but its...Mr Kennedy...and John Morrison...Big Deal...I don't see why Everyone thinks the odds are so stacked against Shawn...One more Wrestler...But Shawn has more Experience than the both of them combined Jim...All it takes is One Slip up and He's going to take advantage of it...Morrison wouldn't know a Opening if it Kicked him in the Ass...All that guy is worried about is having his picture taken...
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : I could care less about John Morrison...I could care less about Kennedy too for that matter...This is Just another match...Just another Chance for me to Steal the Show and thats exactly what Im going to do Ross, They think they have the upper hand coming into this match...When they obviously don't and I'll tell you why...This is a Handicap match, which means there going to be a TEAM...As a Team you have to have some kind of Chemistry...These guys aren't going to have it, One guys is going to want to take the spot light and It could blow up in front of Everyone in the arena and Everyone watching at home...You know what that would mean...A TRIPLE THREAT! Now that would be great wouldn't it, I think it would be much more Interesting but thats just me, It is what it is But don't be Surprised IF something like that happens...But me Im by myself...Trips is going to be around thats true but In the ring its Just Me Myself and I...I don't have to worry about going at the pace of a partner, I don't have to worry about not stepping on Anybodies toes...The only thing on my mind is taking both of these guys to the Show and Giving Both of them a Front Row Seat to Sweet Chin Music...I think they would Really like it Jim, Don't you?
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : I know I wouldn't like to be on the Other end of That
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Another thing you said There is going to be Three Great Wrestlers in the ring...I don't see that either Jim...I see One Great wrestler and maybe a Half...the half coming from Kennedy...He's got some Potential but Im the Heart Break Kid and you can't win a match on Potential Alone...He's going to have to show me something Ive never saw before
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : I wouldn't count out John Morrison just yet...He is our Intercontinental Champion You know
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Yeah...and That means what to me? The Intercontinental Champion...Im impressed Jim, I really am, When I see him I'll make sure to get His Autograph...Possibly on the bottom of My Boot if you know what I Mean, I can't wait get in the Ring so I can expose these two for the Fraud that they are...Its going to be great Jim, Its going to be great for the both of them and Its going to be great for Vince McMahon as well...Vince needs a new IWE Heavyweight Champion, Kennedy is not the Answer...Kennedy makes a Great European Champion...But thats about it...Hell give it to anyone besides Kennedy...and Morrison, He shouldn't even be holding the Intercontinental Championship...Not that He's too good for it but ITS too good for him...The Only belt he should be wearing is the one to hold his pants up...And that is no lie...Ken Kennedy...He calls himself The Green Bay Loud Mouth, and thats exactly what he is...A Loud Mouth...He's one of those people who like to talk just for the sake of hearing them self talk...Well Im going to do him a Favor Monday Night a Shut him up...He doesn't know it yet...But he will, and He might not thank me A week from later...a Month from later...Hell he might not even thank me a Year or two from now but when Its all said and done...One day he is going to come to me and say Shawn...I can't tell you how Great of an Opportunity it was to Wrestle an ICON like you...A LEGEND, It really Opened my Eyes...Before I got in the ring with you I thought I had all the Answers...I thought I was cool when I said my last name Twice just so people would know who I am, I thought I was cool with my blonde hair, I thought I was cool because I was the IWE Champion...I thought I WAS INVINCIBLE...THE BEST...There was Nothing better than MR KENNEDY...But then you came along that one night on Monday night RAW...And you came down to that ring and You took care of Business, Not only did you beat Me...but you ALSO Beat John Morrison...You showed me that...I didn't have all The Answers...That I was about as cool as A Melted Ice Cream cone, That Saying my last name twice did nothing for me...Not even give me Secret Powers Like I thought it did...My Blonde Hair wasn't as cool as your Locks of Love...That, Even though I was the IWE Champion I wasn't Invincible, I wasn't the Best...Not even with a Lower case B...and There is Something better than Mr Kennedy...and That Is you Shawn Michaels
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : How do you think John Morrison would React after you beating him?
The Show Stopper | Shawn Michaels : Pretty much the same Actually...It would go something like this, Shawn...I want to thank you for giving me the Absolute Best Finisher in all of Wrestling, Sweet Chin Music...It was the best thing that has Ever happened to me...I am a Changed man, I Now know that Having pictures taken of me every time I come down to the Ring got old after the first couple weeks...That wearing a Fur coat in an Arena is not for me...That I am not The Shaman of Sexy...or anything associated with Sexy...But I am The Sorriest Wrestler to ever lace up his Wrestling Boots...Well To have help Lacing up his boots, I still can't tie my shoes...But now after the Sweet Chin Music Ive Realized that You are The Best Wrestler in the HISTORY of the sport, and I'll always take a back seat to The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels
Boomer Sooner | Jim Ross : Well There you have it ladies and Gentlemen...A Lot of words from The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels and Triple H...This Weeks RAW looks to be a great one...The RAW after Wrestlemania, You don't want to miss it!
With that said All three men sit around the table and the camera pans out, The scene shortly fades out with the IWE Logo flashing over the screen
