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Here are some important tips to help you get along: (Note: I am not repsonible for the content, I am merely the archiver.)

• RATMM Tip #001 - Do not feed creepygirl after midnight.
• RATMM Tip #002 - Do not get creepygirl wet.
• RATMM Tip #003 - I forgot.
• RATMM Tip #006 - There is NO TIP 6!!!
• RATMM Tip #9 #9 #9 - Don't mention the word llama around jess. (We'll all have to get in the aquarium and sing 'Jerusalem' again.)
• RATMM Tip #9.5 - Don't mention the word breasts around Noah. (See above.)
• RATMM Tip #018 - Don't kiss the llama when he's eating.
• RATMM Tip #020 - Make llamas, not war.
• RATMM Tip #021 - The easiest way to stop an old drawn-out cascade is to follow up and add 'Chief?' to the end. Someone will inevitably respond 'McCloud!' and that will be the end of it.
• RATMM Tip #028 - Do NOT stand in the path of a lone flameposter. they are dangerous when cornered and may charge without warning...."
• RATMM Tip #032 - Always wear a protective plastic covering over your lap when you eat with Sid, unless you are Diane Thorne.
• RATMM Tip #033 - Keep your hands away from Sid Varma's mouth when he's eating.
• RATMM Tip #037 - If someone attempts to flame you, just smile and move on to the next post.
• RATMM Tip #043 - Bite us, it's fun!
• RATMM Tip #047 - Whatever you do, don't tug on Dreamy's nipple-ring.
• RATMM Tip #054 - The cans marked WA and <W>A on the high shelf are there for a reason. Don't open either one.
• RATMM Tip #055 - Marriage Proposals are a perfectly acceptable form of social interaction.
• RATMM Tip #072 - Don't talk about our children, Martha.
• RATMM Tip #076 - No matches for Mikey!
• RATMM Tip #077 - No Time For Sargents.
• RATMM Tip #078 - We're only kidding.
• RATMM Tip #083 - Don't mention a regional term for a carbonated beverage. Or at least make sure that EvilJen and Jamie Plummer are far away before doing so.
• RATMM Tip #084 - Don't offer an opinion on the movie Boogie Nights. Or at least make sure that Jonah Falcon is far away before doing so.
• RATMM Tip #092 - Do not confuse The Sheryl with Shelby. Together, they are an awesome weapon of mass destruction.
• RATMM Tip #093 - Do not taunt The Sheryl
• RATMM Tip #094 - The Sheryl is made of a strange glowing material which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
• RATMM Tip #110 - Cascades are inevitable.
• RATMM Tip #112 - Don't bait jess with political posts - he's too humorless and easily drawn.
• RATMM Tip #144 - Do not insult Paul Wylie in the presence of Amy "Blades" Ashton.
• RATMM Tip #169 - Do not compliment Katerina Witt in the presence of Jungle Goddess.
• RATMM Tip #214 - Mr. Jungle Goddess prefers to be called "Noah".
• RATMM Tip #215 - Sherman prefers to be called "David".
• RATMM Tip #216 - Making a joke 4 times is at least 3 times too many.

• RATMM Tip #3.14159... - nicklby, Q, and David Anderson only make you _think_ they're laughing at your taunts - they're members of an international conspiracy funded buy a well-know Redmond WA software tycoon. DON'T MESS WITH THEM!!!! I'm risking my life bringing you this information!!!!!
• RATMM Tip #C dominant 7th flat 9th (resolving to B minor seventh, NOT the F major seventh # 11th one would expect) - Christine "CousCous" Malcom's .sig has United Nations encoding in it, directing UN troops to discrete Wyoming locations. Behind that sweet, lovely fascade is a violent femme on Carmen San Diego proportions. Don't mess with her either.
• RATMM Tip #105th Congress of the United States - Evan Talbott is 12 years old like Tammy Faye Baker or whatever-the-hell-her-name-is-now is a back-to-nature earth mom. He's actually several centuries old, he's from that third star in Cygnus (I forget the name, but it looks red if you stare at it for a few minutes), and his human form only lasts during daylight hours. Don't belive it? When's the last time you saw a post from Evan at 2am????? Anyway, I have photos of his conversions to his true form. Don't deny it, Evan! I can prove otherwise. I don't know much about his race, but I wouldn't mess with him either until we know more.
• RATMM Tip #e^-p-1 - In spite of his professed Libertarianism, Jamie Plummer is actually a member of the Virginia Green Party. Why are you ashamed of this, Jamie? It's OK. Don't mess with him while he's hoeing his garden or complaining to the Safeway grocer 'cuz he doesn't carry organic veggies.
• RATMM Tip #Interstate 5 through Bakersfield - Beloved's web page has links to the Area 51 and Roswell papers - look for the one slightly orange leaf under the canopy in her page, click on it, and type "ovulation" when the password is requested. Oh - in spite of her connections, she's cool. Mess with her all you want.
• RATMM Tip #132569 - jess nevins, Jamie Plummer, and M-D November are NOT "cool chicks".

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