| YKYOWTW.... |
| You know you're obsessed with Tortall when... |
| - you wear gold-washed mail to school every day - you cut your hair, dye it red and call yourself Alanna - you quote the books every day - you want to be a knight/mage/ etc. - you think you're a knight/mage/etc. - you walk around on your knees so you can be short like Alanna - you make up spells and yell them at your teachers when you're mad at them - you think you are Alanna -you make the Sign against Evil when you hear the name 'roger' - you set up a tent in your back alley and call yourself a Brazhir - you refuse to go out with the boy in your school named "Jonathan" - you set a fire in your back yard so you can see the black City in it -all your friends run away when you say the word 'Tortall' - you take fencing lessons - you call your pencil 'Lightning' -you call your friends Gary, Alex, Raoul and Jon - you talk to animals like they're real people - you go to the pet store and ask if they have any dragons - you call your grey dog 'Cloud' and try to ride him - you think you're a part of the Queen's riders - you move to the mountains so you can talk to the wolves - you think you have wild magic - you throw rocks at spiders - you wear platform shoes so you can be as tall as Kel - you buy a glaive at bring it to school - you run at the sight of crows yelling, "the Stormwings are attacking!" - you call your boyfriend Cleon - you slap people with gloves when you're mad and demand satisfaction from them -you claim to be Alanna even though you're tall with blonde hair and blue eyes (like a certain friend of mine, I won't say any names...Tessa!!!!) |
| I dunno if you noticed, but I made up most of these and I would like to remain origional (hey, I know I can't spell), so don't steal these and say you made them up. Actually, you can steal the ones I didn't make up, and the ones that I did, just don't steal my credit. Have a nice day! |