YKYOWTW....
You know you're obsessed with Tortall when...
- you wear gold-washed mail to school every day
- you cut your hair, dye it red and call yourself Alanna
- you quote the books every day
- you want to be a knight/mage/ etc.
- you think you're a knight/mage/etc.
- you walk around on your knees so you can be short like Alanna
- you make up spells and yell them at your teachers when you're mad at them
- you think you are Alanna
-you make the Sign against Evil when you hear the name 'roger'
- you set up a tent in your back alley and call yourself a Brazhir
- you refuse to go out with the boy in your school named "Jonathan"
- you set a fire in your back yard so you can see the black City in it
-all your friends run away when you say the word 'Tortall'
- you take fencing lessons
- you call your pencil 'Lightning'
-you call your friends Gary, Alex, Raoul and Jon
- you talk to animals like they're real people
- you go to the pet store and ask if they have any dragons
- you call your grey dog 'Cloud' and try to ride him
- you think you're a part of the Queen's riders
- you move to the mountains so you can talk to the wolves
- you think you have wild magic
- you throw rocks at spiders
- you wear platform shoes so you can be as tall as Kel
- you buy a glaive at bring it to school
- you run at the sight of crows yelling, "the Stormwings are attacking!"
- you call your boyfriend Cleon
- you slap people with gloves when you're mad and demand satisfaction from them
-you claim to be Alanna even though you're tall with blonde hair and blue eyes (like a certain friend of mine, I won't say any names...Tessa!!!!)
I dunno if you noticed, but I made up most of these and I would like to remain origional (hey, I know I can't spell), so don't steal these and say you made them up.  Actually, you can steal the ones I didn't make up, and the ones that I did, just don't steal my credit.  Have a nice day!