You Know You're Obsessed With Roger When...

Couldn't be a good shrine without a "you know you're...when..." and I made ALL these up. As far as I know there ARE no other shrines to Roger.   - you're entire wardrobe consists of orange clothing (that's the color of his magic by the way...) - you eat only orange food (THAT wouldn't be very healthy) - you dye your hair black - you wear blue contacts - you claim to be the child of Roger (of course I am) - you dislike short redheads - you try to kill your cousin who happens to have a short red-headed friend - you try to take over the world - you claim to have an orange Gift - you make a computer virus and put it in all the Tortallian sites (besides this one of course) - you can quote every line that Roger says... and do it every day - you get a wizard's rod and try to swallow it cuz Faithful IS a normal cat (no he's not) - you try to kill all short red-haired-purple-eyed persons within your city (good luck with that) - you go to Tortall and paint all  of Alanna's stuff orange (that would be fun if you didn't mind being hurt for it) - you get into yelling matches with your Tortall-obsessed friends about Roger - you have a Roger website (ME!!!! That's ME!!!)