Rumours

Well, I was surfing the Tortallian sites out there and they're almost all the same, fanfics, fanart, covers of the books... etc. The rumours aren't exciting at all. Wow, Tamora Peirce might write a book about a tree turned human. That's nice.   Why don't we let her finish Protecter of the Small before going on to a new book??? sooooooooooooooooo, i decided to put my sick mind to use a create the stupidest rumours ever and post them. *grins evilly*

    Lord Wyldon and Numair are "together"
    Neal really loves Kel, but he's afraid that his sad versions of poetry aren't good enough for her.
    Merric was magically transported to Tortall from outer space.
    Roger and Kaddar had a secret child who found a portal to our world and lives a normal life, and will one day go back to Tortall and destroy it.
    Jonathan was actually a Stormwing in disguise.
    Roger is in love with Alanna.
    Joren is actually alive, it was his illusion who died. He was aftaid of the Ordeal.
    Cleon is gonna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (actually, my friend asked Tamora Pierce at one of her book signings, and he's not gonna die. Bummer)
    Every one reading this page will be brainwashed and think that they are in Tortall.
    Daine will wake up, go insane and transform herself into a Stormwing so she can be reunited with her long lost love.

       oooooooooooooooooook, i've run out of ideas. I'll post more as I make them up. If you have any good ideas, email me.