Why Roger???

Now, some people I know really don't like Roger.  They refuse to eat orange smarties.  So, I decided to write a few reasons why I made a shrine for Roger anyways.     1: It's original.  I'm sure there are a lot of Alanna, Daine and Kel shrines out there, but did they ever think of Roger??? no   2: He's a great character.  I think he's the coolest villan in all the books that Tamora Pierce wrote.  He's cool, he's charming and the people he's trying to kill love him.  (They also don't know he's trying to kill them, but they'd never suspect him).    3: It's gonna bug the HECK out of my friend.  She really doesn't like him.  I signed my friends guestbook as Roger of Conte, and she totally freaked out. She pointed at me and went "AHH, Roger!!!" (or something like that) cuz I told her friend that it was me, and I guess she found out.  It's very amusing seeing her freak out.   4: He's raised from the dead be Alanna's own twin.   5: He's insane... so'm I, I like insanity....   Yup, that's it. Not a long list, but if I had anymore reasons, I'd have to make them up and they'd probably be stupid. .  Plus I'm not the biggest fan of typing.  So *nyah!!!!* if you want more.