Lines You'd Never Hear....
Thayet: Do I look fat in this dress?
  Jonathan: Of course you do.

  Thom: AHHH!!! magic! keep it away from me!!!! I hate magic!

  Numair: I don't like you anymore.
  Daine: That's ok, you're an old geezer anyway.

  Roger:  AH! I'm back,
again?  Don't these mages have anything better to do?

  Jonathan: Thayet, I don't love you anymore, you're not pretty enough.*

  Kel: Yamanis? Who are they? They sound like a bunch of losers.

  Roger: You know, Alanna, i've always liked you.
  Alanna: Really? I've felt the same way.
  Roger: Ditch that thief of yours, lets get married!
  Alanna: All right!

  George:  I'm just a sweet li'l dancin' bear

   Alanna: George, can I see your ear collection?
   George: You might not want to, some of them are starting to smell*

  Raoul:  You Fired!!!!
 
   Alanna: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuup!!!

  Liam: Look, I've got the Gift!

  Yuki: I will take over your world in three days, then i will eat sushi and laugh like this: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

  Neal:  Me, I'm quiet and shy, oh yes...... don't look at me like that <hides>

  Alanna: oh, I LOVE the sea! Let's go on a boat, and look at all the pretty fishies!

   Daine: Mr. Eagle, could you take this letter to the king?
   Eagle: I don't want to, go away and jump in a lake!
   Daine: Why you little....*

    Numair:  I don't get it, i can't make a fire, i don't like my Gift. Make it go away!
 
    Roger: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout....
    Thom: When I get all steamed up hear me shout....
    Roger: Tip me over and pour me out!

  
Here are some people saying a few things that you'd never catch them saying if they were dead, the ones with the stars are the ones my friend made up.