1. Are you an innie or an outie? innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? hell yes!
3. Have you ever written a song? yesh
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? not on me
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? hell yes!
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? yesh
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? beside. in those little paper cups.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? i've never tried... nope.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? girl scout, two years... don't make fun of me...
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? prolly
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? yesh
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? when people see you by a guy and they say, "are you two going out?!?!?!?!"
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? yesh. it annoys people.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? hell yes!
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? I've never had either. Aheh. Don't injure me...
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? ummm... pass!
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I ask for both! It annoys the guy who packs my food. Heh.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza? right now... pizza.
19. Did you have a baby blanket? i guess so.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? oh come on, i'm not THAT stupid!
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? How should I know?
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? hell no.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? never tried...nope I can't
24. Are you double jointed? nope. I'm flexible though.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 22, forever. and ever.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? quite a few times, but it came out without scissors (thank god) every time
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? nope. i have a strong stomache :D
28. What is your dream car? A Midnight Blue '64 Chevrolet Impala, baby!
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Uuuumm... Ed, Edd, n' Eddy!
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? prolly if I really felt like it
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? yeah and it tasted nasty... did I just tell you that?
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first? prolly try climbing out the window or something
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? nope. I heard it sucks, though.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? hell yes! :D
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? a lot. Like... eight. or nine. Or eleventy.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? no but i've gotten really close...
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? none, i've never been on an airplane :D
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? Canada when i was like... two. I lived in Niagra Falls, so I was pretty close to it.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? hell no. I hate sports and stuff...
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? poor and happy, o' course
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? float, moving just makes it worse
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? sometimes, sometimes the people around me are scary and I don't wanna ask them for directions
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? dunno what that is so I guess not
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Cinderella :D
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? crayons with broken points
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? light?
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? scrambled with salt and pepper. lots of salt...
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? no, can't say i have.
51. Do you talk in your sleep? How should I know?
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? shovel snow
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? bitten, you get a chance to save yourself and it's less painful... most the time
54. Have you ever played in the rain? of course, what am I, a hydrophobiac?
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? angry bear, cuz i don't live near an ocean, so a hungry shark would be a lot less likely around here...
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? If I was bored enough.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? nope :D
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Coke, damn it!
59. Whats your favorite number? 5
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? sports car, duh.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? i've taken stuff from hotels, but never accidentally. muaha.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? I'd leave and do it cuz otherwise it would be gross
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? yup... ouch
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Am I supposed to use soap?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? yup... many a day.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? simpsons...that would be awesome
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? yeah, like they'd come.
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? hell yes!
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? i already live with crossed eyes, and it's not so bad. Well, actually, i have contacts so my eyes don't do that anymore... but when they're out and i wanna see straight, i cross them!
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didnt like? I already do
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? I do that too, not always nice to them but I try
72. Have you ever returned a gift? can't say i have...
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? depends if i remembered it was from another person...
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? an acrobatics thing I guess
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? a lot.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? yeah
77. Do you sing in the car? hell yes!
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? honey. so someone could lick me. Yum. lol.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? Alaskan Malamute Husky
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? yeah
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? I have no idea, stingray sounds kinky, so i'll take that.
82. What is your least favorite fruit? plums. yuck.
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? apricot. :D
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? um...pac sun, weathervane, hot topic, loserkids.com...
85 . What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? i dunno.
86. Are/were you a good student? A or A B honor roll so yeah I guess
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Kelley. Lol.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? air force, baby!
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? hell yes!
90. What do you think is your best feature? um... I like my lips i guess. And my belly. lol.
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? um... punk.
92. What is your favorite season? fall or summer
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? well, 5. But i have a half brother i never see which i didn't include, so would that count?
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? sight
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? i'd like to be a painter, but nobody knows painters anymore. So i guess a singer. lol.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? I have no idea, prolly like... four.
98. Have you ever had surgery? yes, but nothing really major
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? skater, though, football would be fun!
100. What do you like to collect? guys' boxers! lol.
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