For those of you who have never heard of a flame before, let me define it as simply as possible. A flame is hate mail, negative guestbook entries, etc. Although it is never fun to recieve a flame, I found that they can be very humorous. This is why I like to ramble about them.
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Name: ???
Homepage: http://???
E-Mail: ???
How did you find my site: i was looking at the most crapy sites
Comments: this web page sucks
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His/her name is ???, hmm, that's interesting. I wonder why they think of their name as a question? Maybe they don't like their name. That's too bad for them. Either that, or they don't know what their name is, which is really messed up. Why wouldn't you know your own name?

Their hompage is also ???. Why is your homepage your name? That's kinda weird. What if your name was Billy Bob Carl, and you made your web page www.billybibcarl.com. Not at all creative if you ask me. This person could also mean by http://??? that they are confused and don't know where their website is. Why the hell wouldn't you know your own website's URL?!

E-mail is ???. That's helpful. If you put your real email down their, I of course would not email you with hateful words *crosses fingers behind back*. I know you know your email, so why not put it there? Are you afraid of the letter you might get back? I'm guessing yes.

Here's what I don't get: You found my site while looking at the most crappy sites. One, why were you looking at crappy sites to begin with? Two, if you want to go browsing on the internet, look at a website that amuses you and not something that doesn't.

You think my web page sucks, do ya? Well, I'm glad you put at least something under comments. I was afraid you didn't know of anything to say, and were just going to put ??? down again. I'm glad you didn't, but let me still remind you that to me and to *optimistic* a lot of other people, my web page is very fun to browse through. So, dear flamer, my site does not 'suck' for everyone. Apparently, it's just you.

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Name: ???
Homepage: http://???
E-Mail: ???
How did you find my site: i was back for a round
Comments: the creator sucks above all
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Ello mystery flamer. We meet yet again. What's new this time?

Their name is the same... ??? I think they must be pretty stupid not to figure out their name by now.

The same goes for their homepage and email.

They said that they found my site by coming back for a round. As you can plainly see, if this was a round, I pretty much won, because the didn't put up much of a fight.

"The creator sucks above all" hmmm, very interesting. I have yet to see a sign of this person's intelligance. They couldn't even put 'Torono sucks above all'. I suppose that if they paid any attention while browsing my site, they would have figured out that that was my name. Instead, I'm guessing laziness took its turn here, so they just put "The creator".

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Name: ???
Homepage: http://???
E-Mail: ???
How did you find my site: wondering what the creator has in stall
Comments: this site is the crapiest
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Name: Stupidity

Homepage: Stupidity

Email: Stupidity

If you want to see what I have in stall, check my updates stupid. Besides, that fact has nothing to do with how you found my site.

Do I need to say any more? I get the fact that they think my site is the crapiest. Good for for them. My opinion, it must make them feel pretty special to be on the flames 3 times in a row. Next time, I'm just gonna say they flammed me and then ban them from my guestbook. *points and laughs* How do ya feel now, eh, flamer?