You might be an Engineer if...
you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically
you enjoy pain
you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division
you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force"
you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
when you look in a mirror, you see a engineering major
it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer
you frequently whistle the theme song to MacGyver
you always do homework on Friday nights
you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of
water
you think in "math"
you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges
you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down
its
wave function
you have a pet named after a scientist
you laugh at jokes about mathematicians
the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed
the
Schrodinger's Cat experiment
you can translate English into Binary
you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which
says
EXIT
you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because
there's
a wind-chill factor in the lab
you are completely addicted to caffeine
you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the
eventual heat-death of the universe
you consider ANY non-science course easy
when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have
accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to
Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe
you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math
easier
you understood more than five of these indicators
you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door
