Computer Onliners

COFFEE.EXE missing...insert cup and try again
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2 downs, 4th quater, 5 yards to go
Access DENIED.... NA NA NANA NA
BACKUPS? We don't need no stink'n backups
...File not found. Should I fake it?(y/n)
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
Error: Keyboard not attached press F1 to continue
Press any key... no nono no not that one
Press any key to continue or any other to quit
Backup not found (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic