You might be a Computer Geek if...
you've ever debated the merits of the FVWM95 window manager...
...with yourself.
you're grossly offended that anyone would want to make their Linux box work anything like Windows 95.
you wake up wondering which directory you're in.
you set up your old computer next to your new one 2 months ago so
that you could transfer files and you've been using them "both" since.
you have more computers now than you've had relationships in your
lifetime.
your wallpaper is made up of Linux code.
your favorite pasttime is IRC on Saturday nights.
your computer is set for Dvorak... but your keyboard is actually a qwerty.
...you know what Dvorak and Qwerty refer to.
you have a PC for every person in the house, and still think you needone more. What if one goes down!?
you salivate when you hear the word, "upgrade"
instead of laughing you say "El-Oh-El!"
you have actually heard someone do this in real life.
...and you actually understood what it meant.
you dream in code.
you not only know what Be OS is, you have an opinion about it.
you want to be the first one on your block to be wet-wired.
you dual boot because you want to be able to play some of them there cool new games.
you bought a super socket-7 motherboard, not because you really needed it, but because you got it for only 40.00 via an online auction.
Now you have a reason to build that extra computer you don't really need.
to you, the word "scuzzy" is sexy.
your girlfriend kisses you on the neck and you think "uh oh, priority interupt!".
you and the campus Unix Sysadmin have a geek contest.
...and you win.
you check your e-mail before you brush your teeth in the morning.
you believe Unix/Linux is the most superior operating system out there
you e-mail yourself notes rather than writing them...
...and you can justify the advantages of doing so.
...or you actually reply to the note.
you can program in more languages than you can speak.
you refer to your computer as a friend.
you can talk to your computer without being sarcastic or raising your voice.
you talk to your computer the way most people talk to their significant other.
you use old CD-ROMs as coasters...
...and you've collected a matching set for every room in your house.
with the exception of the blood-sucking part, you have the same basic characteristics as a vampire.