Bumper Stickers
Aunt Em, hate you, hate Kansas, took Toto and am leaving
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
This is not an abandoned vehicle
I don't lie, cheat or steal if it is not necessariy
I is a college student
If you don't like the news, go outside and make your own
When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS)
It is lonely at the top, but you eat better
Is there life before coffee
Cover me, I am changing lanes
I Caymen went
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
If money could talk, it would say goodbye
If it is to loud, you are to old
No radio, already stolen
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would
rather be
So many pedestrians, so little time
There are 3 kinds of people in the world those that can count, and
those that can't
I brake for no aperent reason
I am not as thinks as you drink I am
You have enough youth, how about a fountain for smart
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
It IS as bad as you think it is, and they ARE out to get you
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever minute of it
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's students
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left
WARNING, trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again
Don't look back....They might gain on you
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look ASTONISHED!
