Stupid Questions
Which is the other side of the road?
What happens if you are scared half to death TWICE?
Are there any unguided missles?
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to pans?
If someone with multiple presonalities is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike is there anything on their signs?
Where does a forest ranger go to get away from it all?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
If a turtle does not have a shell is it naked or homeless?
Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
If olive oil is made from olives, corn oil is made from corn, what
is baby oil made of?
Why aren't the planes made out of the same material as those indestructable
little black boxes?
If it is ZERO degrees outside today and is suppose to be TWICE as cold
tomorrow how cold will it be?
Why are they called buildings if they are done shouldn't they be called
builts?
Why is it called research if you are looking at something new?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges did not grow in them?
If a fly did not have wings would it be called a walk?
Can you buy a whole chess set in a pawn shop?
Have you ever wondered?
Can someone draw a blank?
How did whoever invented the clock know what time to set it to?
Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one?
Why do they make cars go so fast if it is illegal?
Why do we call something sent by ship cargo and something sent by a
car a shipment?
Why do doctor call what they do practice?
If #2 penicls are so popular why are they #2?
Do police sketch artist start out drawing chalk outlines?
Do vegetrians eat animal crackers?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too
