Fun Things to do in a Meeting
Two words... Air Horn.
Burst into the meeting in a wrestling outfit and mask, give someone an “Atomic Back Breaker*, ask others if they want some too. (drool alot)
Bring in a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever you have an idea.
Bring in two ping-pong balls, sneeze very loudly, then let them fall on the floor and clutch your eyes screaming, “AAAHHHH! MY EYES, MY EYES!”
Bring in a whoopee cushion, keep setting it off excusing yourself every time.
Place a piece of paper on the floor, wait till someone bends to pick it up, make a loud fart noise with your mouth. Pinch your nose and move your seat.
When the boss comes in, break out a pair of pom-pom’s stand up and give a cheer, “Here’s the boss, he’s the man, if he can’t do it, no one can!”. Do a split.
Shoot the boss in the back of the head with a spit ball when his/her back is turned, make ‘em real wet so they stick.
Bring in a hand puppet, when someone asks you a question, make the puppet pop up from underneath the table. ( look surprised! ) Answer in your best puppet voice.
Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
Enter the room with two really big members of a gang, point to someone and have them drag that person out of the room. Scowl at everyone else in the room.
When the boss extends his pointer, in your best Darth Vader voice say “So, I see the force is strong with you!” extend your own pointer and start a sword fight.
Spend the meeting blowing bubbles.
When your the boss enters the room, announce his/her presence with a trumpet. Bow and address him/her as “Your Highness.”
Put on x-ray glasses, spend the entire time staring at everyone. Smile and giggle alot.
Sometime during the meeting, stand up, squint while looking out the window, rip off your clothes to reveal your superhero tights and cape. Leap out the door.
Wear a “velcro” suit, constantly get stuck on others as you brush up against them when you walk by.
In the middle of meeting, ask your boss whether he got his money back from that hooker.
If someone asks a question, casually walk over to their seat and smack them in the back of the head.
Bring in a bull-horn, set the volume all the way up and ask alot of questions.
When asked for your opinion, turn off all the lights, turn on a flashlight just below your chin and answer in your best demonic voice.
At a quiet point during the meeting burp loudly then grab your chest and look surprised at the person next you.
Enter the room with a fake parrot attached to your shoulder, have everyone call you captain. Snarl alot.
Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.
As you take a sip from your coffee, burst out laughing and spit entire contents in mouth on person next to you.
Occasionally during the meeting, in your best Rain Man voice, say... “Uh oh, definitely bad idea, definitely bad.”
Drop something under the table, when you come up from underneath the table have a pair of fake glasses and a Groucho nose on.
When asked to make a presentation, as you walk to past a colleague, grab your butt and pretend you just got goosed.
Introduce yourself as “El Presidente”, speak with a Cuban accent.