The orchestra begins to play a medley of the music from the musical as the cast comes out for their curtain calls.  As they enter, they go to either stage right or stage left- stage left being the forces of the Tri-Leaders/the good guys, and stage right being the forces of John.

The Curtain Rises.

The Boardies enter, pushing and shoving each other, and finally reach the center of the stage, bow, and proceed down stage left

The Miners enter (including the Trix Rabbit), lugging their shovels and coal buckets once again, dump the stuff on the ground, shrug and bow.  Then they pick up their tools and proceed down stage right.

The Super Model Clones enter and act as if they are on the run way of a fashion show, much to the delight of the male audience members.  Mr. Packard joins them, much to the delight of the female audience members. He bows, then the clones curtsy and escort him down stage left.

Cole Slaw enters, holding coal in both hands.  He raises it into the air, bows, and then goes down stage right, joining the Miners.

Jeff enters, donning his Michael Jackson gear.  He strikes a classic Jackson pose (maybe even grabbing a certain part of his anatomy and crying "Yow!") and then proceeds down stage left and joins the Boardies.  (If the audience hasn't begun their standing ovation by now, they will be forgiven)

John's Lackeys enter, carrying mops and brooms.  They bow, and then part, and Goober walks out from behind them, into center stage, and bows sheepishly.  They go down stage right.

Jan and Randal enter, and stop in the center of the stage.  Jan curtsies and winks at the audience, while Randal bows, menaces the Lackeys and then lets out a sadistic belly laugh.  They go down stage right and stand in front of the Lackeys.

Dark Shadow enters, makes  a sweeping bow with his cloak, and then proceeds down stage right, standing a bit apart from the others.

Ilinana enters, by running out on stage, brandishing a HAMMER, and whacking Dark Shadow over the head.  Then she goes to center stage, bows, and goes down stage right as Dark Shadow stands up.

Ian and Silent Jim enter, with Ian throwing both hands in the air, pinky and forefinger extended on both, and shouts "SNOOCH TO THE NOOCH!".  Silent Jim takes off his hat and sweeps it as he bows, grinning.  He and Ian go down stage right, and stand with the other Evil Allies. (If the audience hasn't begun their standing ovation by now, they are on thin ice)

Katherine enters, brandishing a large knife and grinning sadistically.  All the guys on either side of the stage whimper and back away.  Katherine curtsies, and then walks towards stage right, then towards stage left, then turns right, then left, then- Katherine smacks her forehead, smiles, nods, and goes down stage left. (If the audience hasn't begun their standing ovation by now, then they better not be making any plans to have children)

The Junior Tri-Leaders enter.  Holli and Tails go out first, curtsying, and holding rope and tape.  Holli directs applause towards Tails, Tails directs applause towards Holli, then they part, Tyrael steps between them, bows, and they direct applause towards him.  They go down stage left.  (If the audience hasn't begun their standing ovation by now then they better not have a fear of being tied to a tree and having a chicken taped to them, because that's what's going to happen after the show.)

Roseidous enters, holding Sally, and bows grandiosely, winking at the girls in the audience.  He makes Sally bow as well, and then they proceed down stage left, standing a little in front of the Junior Tri-Leaders, but not blocking them.  (If the audience hasn't begun their standing ovation by now then they will be forced to watch "Beauty Tips for the Fashionable Male: With Roseidous" for the next twenty four hours)

Ann enters, holding her magical bag of Oreos.  She curtsies, and then opens the Oreo bag and tosses the contents out at the audience.  She goes down stage left and stands with Roseidous. (If the audience hasn't begun their standing ovation by now then a specially designed, threat-sensing, "special" Oreo is headed their way)

Roses enters, holding her whip and a triumphant, evil grin.  The music swells at this point, and Roses curtsies, and then goes down stage left, standing with Ann and Roseidous.  (If the audience hasn't begun their standing ovation by now then may God have mercy on their souls)

Finally, John, Lord of Darkness (Dum Dum Duuuuuum!) enters, to great applause, of course, and bows with an evil laugh.  He almost trips, but then regains his composure and bows again.  (If the audience hasn't started their gosh darn standing ovation by now, then they had better be planning to leave the country, change their name, social security number, and get intense plastic surgery, because if they don't, the full wrath of the Lord of Darkness (Dum Dum Duuuuum!) will come down upon them.)

Everyone moves from their sides of the stage and join John in center stage, and they all bow, over and over, and over again, as the audience applauds wildly.  They also direct applause at the orchestra, and Grand Maestro Julia even loosens up enough to take a bow.

John: Thank you, thank you everyone!  I'd just like to say thank you to Tyrael for writing a song; Ann for writing a song, providing some lyrics, and illustrating the scenes; and Roses, who not only wrote songs and entire scenes, but is also the sole reason that this production was done before 2090!  So give them a big round of applause!  Also, you can buy the soundtrack and T-shirts out in the lobby! 

The Junior Tri-Leaders run off stage as John talks, and reappear, wearing the T-shirts.  Holli's says "To the Barricades: The Musical!" and shows the logo.  Tyrael's says "John, Lord of Darkness" on the front, and "(Dum Dum Duuuuum!)" on the back, and Tails' says "The Tri-Leaders" on the front, with the Tri-Leader emblem, and says "Live eviL" on the back.

John: Also, feel free to donate to the "Help John Rule the World Fund."  Every year, young Lord of Darkness (Dum Dum Duuuuum!)s go powerless on the streets, because of the Tri-Leaders.  Please donate the small, small price of two million dollars each in the baskets held by our cast members after the show.  Thank you, and goodnight!

Roses: Look for us on Broadway!  Goodnight!

 

Curtain drops.