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The Ones that Didn't Make It

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Here's a list of many male sex toys that we refuse to review, simply because we refuse to buy them. That's not to say they're not good products, it's just that we can only go by the limited descriptions and low-res pictures we see, just like you. And as far as these go, they just don't look like they're worth it.

The Climaxer
Squeeze a little rubber bulb while we're trying to enjoy ourselves? Hell no!
Doc Joc's Incredible Jack-Off Device
There is such a thing as TOO futuristic looking.
The Electric Hand Job
This is the most ridiculous thing we've ever seen. Spend $40 to feel like we're getting a hand job, when we could otherwise just give ourselves a hand job for free...
Christy's Realistic Vibrating Vagina
We don't know who Christy is, but this ain't the 70s baby. One word: Norelco.
Pink Jelly Quartz (Pocket Pal)
This just looks weird to us.
Senso Lips
These fake-lip blowjob simulators are just dumb.
Triple Play
The ultimate in dorkiness -- put three swatches of imitation pubic hair on the rubber vagina!
Senso Tight Pink Pussy
Great, but the damn thing is 4" long! What good is that? We don't review anything less than 6".


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