Teena: *grins* My sixth MST. Duo: I think this is getting out of hand. Teena: Hey, I enjoy it, the readers enjoy it, what's the problem? Duo: The fact that WE have to sit through these crappy fics. Teena: You'll live. The MSTadventures of Teena & Co. Episode 6-Edited Teena was whistling happily, skimming various and sundry GW yaoi websites, when her laptop started beeping. She glared at the little blinking light that indicated mail, and decided to ignore it. Whistling a little louder, to drown out the beeps, Teena continued surfing. "Teena." "Hai~i, Heero?" Teena asked, smiling innocently. Heero gave her a stern look and pointed at the light. Teena pouted. "Don't wanna." "Ninmu." "It's not, either! It's just mail!" "Ninmu," Heero repeated firmly. Teena turned around and opened the mail sulkily, upset at the interruption. As she scanned the message, a low groan escaped her. Punching a button on her watch/communicator/who knows what the hell else, Teena raised her voice. "Boys, we got fiction sign. Let's go." Gradually the team assembled. Duo bounced in energetically, pecking a kiss on the cheek of both his kois. Treize and Zechs came downstairs shortly afterward, arguing the merits of some obscure book. Then they waited. And waited. And waited some more. Teena growled quietly, then hit the 'amplify/Goddess voice' button and spoke. "QUATRE, TROWA! STOP FUCKING AND GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE RIGHT AWAY. IF I HAVE TO COME UP THERE AFTER YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT." A couple of minutes later, Quatre and Trowa came down the stairs, in an obvious rush. They were both looking a little disarranged. "About time," Teena snapped. "Let's go." The two errant boys grabbed their snacks and followed the others into the viewing room. >Edited 1/4 >Author: Nana Teena: NanashiNaNa, actually. Friend of mine. One of my Scouts. Trowa: *blinks**mildly peevishly* That's mine. Teena: Lots of people take on GW names for fic writing, Trowa. Or No-Names, as the case may be. >Duo yawned as he stretched his arms. Duo: Then I hopped down off the rack and left the torture chamber. Teena: *smirks* A.K.A., our bedroom... >"Ah! What a night!" Teena: *singing* What a lady, what a night! Guys: Pointless song plug #1... >Duo exclaimed as he poured himself a cup of coffee. Duo: Black, with lots of sugar, of course. Teena/Heero: Of course... >Suddenly, heart shapes bloomed around Duo who turned into a cuddly waddly >bunny. Duo: BUNNY?!! Others: Waddly? Quatre: ...I think she means cuddly wuddly. Teena: Though that's just as bad. I mean, yes, Duo IS cuddly, but cuddly wuddly is just too CUTESY for me to bear. Duo: Join the club... *gags* >"I can't wait to watch Toonami's midnight run GW!" All: NANI?! Zechs: Usually when a fic writer wants Duo to watch anime, it's anime he's NOT a main character in. Teena: Gotta admit, at least he has the good taste to watch the midnight run. The cut version sucks. 'Great Destroyer', indeed! Duo: *shudders* GOD OF DEATH!! IDIOTS! Heero: We know, we know. That's exactly what Teena yells every time she hears you called the Great Destroyer in the cut version. Teena/Duo: *settle down to sulk about the cut version* >happy little Duo Bunny hopped off to watch the show. Teena/Heero/Duo: That's disgusting... Quatre: I think he's cute! Treize: *sighs* You would. Trowa: *glares at Treize* >Duo rubbed his hands and drooled impatiently, Duo: I don't drool! Others: *stare at Duo in disbelief* Duo: Okay, I don't drool over anime. Satisfied? Others: *nod* >as he waited for the video to get rewind. Treize/Quatre: What horrible grammar... Teena: *pulls out a small chalkboard and pointer, adopts a lecturing tone* There are two way in which this sentence could be interpreted. It could be meant to say 'to rewind', or 'to get rewound'. You will note that the displayed sentence simply sounds WRONG. Heero: Baka. Put that away and suffer through the fic with the rest of us. Teena: *puts the chalkboard away, raspberries Heero* >"Beep!" Duo: *as himself on phone* Hi, too bad you're not home, I really wanted to talk to you. Call me back. Teena: What did you say? 'Call me baka'? Duo: Back, BACK! Teena: *grins* Trowa, he's taking over your job as lion tamer. Duo/Trowa: *sweatdrop* >"Yatta!" Duo turned chibi and jumped up and down. Duo: ...I'm chibi. Others: Kawaii! Duo: Lot of help you guys are. >"Now, to watch..." chibi Duo pressed play. Teena/Duo: *exchange evil grins, start to say something* Quatre/Heero: *shove their braids in their mouths* Teena/Duo: Blech! *spit their braids out* >"Bam-bara-bam! Boom! Kaboom!" Pilots+Teena: Explosions! Treize/Zechs: *sweatdrop* >"Omae-o-korosu, Relena." Teena/Duo: Do it, do it! Heero: *blinks* I'm not sure if they're being hentai or not... Teena/Duo: *snicker* >"Heero, come and kill me!" Teena/Duo: Do it, do it! Trowa: Not, I think. Heero: *aims gun at screen* Quatre: Heero! Don't do that! It won't kill Relena, it'll just put a hole in the screen! Heero: K'so. *puts gun away* >"It's obvious that... wiiing! Click!" Duo Bunny blinked at the shaking >screen. Teena: I wonder if that screen is related to any bushes, potplants, or falling globs of various substances... Duo: *as narrator* Suddenly, the screen tore, and Quatre and Trowa fell out from behind it, nak- mmmph! Heero: *hand over Duo's mouth* Uresai, hentai no baka. Teena: *pipes up to finish Duo's sentence* Naked! Quatre/Trowa: *blush* >"Huh?" Duo Bunny picked up his chocolate covered carrot All: ...Chocolate covered carrot? Duo: I hate carrots! Quatre: But you're a bunny, and bunnies eat carrots. Duo: Yick. >and whacked the TV. Heero: *quoting* Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Duo: What I just did to the TV. Zechs: It's not a movie, it's a fic. We don't know what you did to the TV. Duo: *cheerfully* I whacked it! Others: *sweatdrop* >"Boing! Beep!" Heero: *glares* No more answering machine jokes. Duo: *looks angelic* >the TV screen shook and changed to two people instead of Duo shooting >at Heero. Teena: ...There weren't any explosions in the early part of that episode. And Relena didn't tell Heero to come kill her in it, as far as I can remember. Trowa: *shrugs* Since when do fics worry about accuracy? Teena: Good point. And I'm not talking about your bangs. Quatre: TEENA! Don't be mean to my Tro-chan! >"Oh, Desha, you smell so good. Oh! Damn! More down there... ah..." Teena: Why is that name familiar? Zechs: It's probably from some other anime you know almost nothing about. Teena: Yeah, I guess. >"Darling, I want you in me... come on baby... push! Ah!" Teena/Duo: HELL-O! Quatre: *blushes and stops watching the screen* Heero: *looks at Teena and Duo, winces* >"You're so hot... wet... you're making me wet... damn... shit! Ah!" Teena/Duo: *whistling, shouting encouragement* Trowa: Stop it, you're embarrassing Quatre. Zechs: You know that's not going to make them stop. Trowa: I had to try. >"" All: What's that? >Duo Bunny gaped at the TV. Heero: I guess it's the sound gaping makes. Duo: I'm getting REALLY tired of the whole Duo Bunny thing. >"What the... what on Colony L2 is this!?" All(except Quatre): Porn. >Duo exploded and you could see a lava explosion in the background. Heero: Duo self-destructed? >_< Treize: No, he just got pissed off. Heero: Oh. *looks relieved* >"What kind of evil bishoumen corrupted my beautiful video!?" All: *blinkblink* Teena: Hey! Typo! *points to the errant 'M' in the word 'bishounen'* Heero: *shoots out the typo, leaving a tiny hole in the screen* Others: HEERO!! Teena: *quickly fixes the screen* >Whoever got our cutesy watsy cuddly waddly bunny wunny Duo All(except Quatre and Trowa): *gag* Quatre: *blinks* I think it's supposed to say cutesy wutesy, cuddly wuddly. Duo: *looks ill* Bunny wunny? That's just... Teena: ...Disturbing. Duo: Yeah. >upset, wasn't going to get away. Treize: That's less than terrifying. Others: *nod agreement* >=End Part 1= Guys: It's over?! Teena: Nope. Just part 1. And we were sent the whole thing, so we have to keep going. Guys: *slump dejectedly* >Nana: That was short... >Jin: That's why it's a ficlet. >Nana: It was so dumb... sniff. All: Yes, it was. >Edited 2/4 All: *groan* >Our sweet little Duo stormed to Heero's room. Duo: It's my room, too. Teena: Storm, storm. *makes a thunder noise* Others: *sweatdrop* >"Heero!" angry little Duo kicked the door wide open. Zechs: ...He's not Relena again, is he? Teena/Heero/Duo: DON'T REMIND US OF THAT FIC!! Zechs: *shrinks down in his seat* >He also witnessed Heero turning on the light quickly as he closed his >laptop. Duo blinked. "What were you doing?" Teena: *grins* Writing fanfics! Heero: What is it with you and wanting me to write fanfics? Teena: I just like the idea. >"Hn." Guys: *look at Teena* Teena: *sighs and checks the Heero/English dictionary, then hides it* Translation: None of your business, Duo. >"Come on! I have every right to know!" Treize: You have the right to remain silent. Zechs: Though he'll never choose to exercise that right. Duo: Beeeeddaaaa! Jerks! >"Hn." Teena: *checks the Heero/English dictionary again, hides it again* Okay. Translation: No, you don't. Shut up, Duo. >"Heero! I'll tell Relena that you love her!" All: *shudder* Cruel. >"Hn. You can't lie." Quatre: He has him there. Duo: *cynical smile* You'd be amazed how far the truth will stretch. Heero: That far? Duo: Admittedly, not THAT far. >"Then, then," Duo thought for a moment. "I'll color Zero in hot pink!" Heero: NANI?! Duo: I usually only do that to Shenlong... Teena: Yeah, Zero gets neon green. Duo: *nods* >"Omae-O-Korosu!" All: That sounds familiar. >"Yes, I would! I don't lie! You said so yourself!" Heero: *growls* Trowa: I think the term is 'hoist by your own petard'. Quatre: Just what IS a petard, anyway? Trowa: ...I'm not sure. >"..." Trowa: That's my line. >"So what were you doing?" All: *except Duo* Nosy. Duo: *grins* Yup. >"Hn. Mission," Heero grunted. Duo shook his head. Teena: *evil grin* Which one? Heero: *smacks her* Teena: ITAI! Heero: Baka no hentai. >"What's to hide about that? It's not like you were watching porn!" Teena/Duo: *LOOK at Heero* Heero: *blinks innocently* Teena/Duo: *hard stare* Heero: *sighs, writes out some site URLs and passes them over* Teena/Duo: *grin* >Heero flinched All(except Heero): Busted. >and Duo started to leave. "Oh yeah. Did you tape porn over my Gundam >tape?" Duo asked. Heero stood up and walked toward Duo. All: Uh-oh... Heero: *mutters* I have my own tapes. Teena: I wanna see! Duo: Me too! Treize/Zechs: And us. Heero: *Glare* >"Omae-O-Korosu!" Teena/Duo: Promise? Heero: *flushes* Hentai no bakas. Teena/Duo: *v-sign* >then he kicked Duo out of the room. Duo: It's my room, too! >=End Part 2= Guys: *hopefully* Over? Teena: Fraid not. Guys: *sigh* >Nana: Short again... >Jin: This got longer than we thought. All: You THOUGHT about this?! >Edited 3/4 All: *groan* >Duo limped to Trowa and Quatre's room. Duo: Heero! You injured me! Heero: You'll heal. Duo: *glare* Heero: *sweatdrop* >There was a lot of thumping sound. Duo opened the door. All: Bad move... >"Hey, you guys, oh my Shinigami!" Duo gasped. Treize: Why do you say things like that? Duo: 'Cause I only believe in Shinigami. Saying 'oh my God' would be kinda hypocritical. Treize: Oh. >"What are you guys doing on top of each other naked!?" Duo flushed. Quatre/Trowa: *blush* Others: *smirk* Busted. >Trowa and Quatre stared at Duo as if he was an idiot. Zechs: Which he was. Teena: He's chibi. Chibis don't understand that kind of thing. Duo: *askance* You understand an awful lot when YOU'RE chibi. Teena: I'm special. >"As you can see," Quatre started. All: Don't tell him! He's a chibi! >"We are warming our bodies up," Trowa finished. All: Nice save. >Duo blushed some more. Duo: *snorts* Me, blushing. Yeah, right. Heero: Chibi, remember? Duo: Still... >"Any question?" Trowa and Quatre glared at Duo. Zechs: Quatre glared? Treize: Is Quatre capable of that? Heero: *shrugs* Only on Zero. Quatre: Trowa, they're picking on me! Trowa: *glares at them* >"I, er, um, did you tape porn over my video?" Duo blurted out. Teena: Smooth, Duo, real smooth. Duo: *puts his hand over his eyes in disgust* Treize: How... crass. >Trowa and Quatre gave Duo a long look. Heero: I would leave at that point. Treize: That would probably be wise. >"No. Now get out, it's getting cold here." All(except Quatre and Trowa): Cold. Right. >=End part 3= Guys: *hopefully* Over NOW? Teena: Nope, sorry. Not yet. Just one more, though. >Nana: That was too short. >Jin: Again, I remind you, this is a ficlet. Treize: A stupid and pointless ficlet that, in my opinion, is not short ENOUGH. Others: *nod agreement* >Edited 4/4 Guys: *moans of despair* Teena: Home stretch, guys, hold on. >Duo sat on the beanbag and thought hard. Teena/Duo: *open their mouths* Quatre/Heero: *shove their braids in their mouths* Teena/Duo: Blech! *spit out their braids* >Heero was working on his mission. Teena: Gullible, isn't he? Zechs: Quite. >Trowa and Quatre were getting prepared for the ice age. Treize: Again, gullible. Heero: Very, but it's not his fault, it's the writer. >That leaves... Wufei. Treize: Considering what the other three have been up to, I'm almost afraid to know what the little dragon is doing. Zechs: *glares at Treize* >Duo ran to where the Gundams were. There he was! All: Figures. >But the sight left Duo stunned. Wufei had on a pink flower dress, and >wore a pink flower bouquet on his head. All: O.O Duo: I think I may go blind... Treize: Dragon, what has happened to you? Zechs: *smirks* >Wufei held flowers in his hand and there were bells attached to his >wristband and his ankles. Teena: *grins* Pull the other one, it's got bells on. Duo: *snickers* Quatre: I really don't know what you have against Wufei... >What was scarier was that Wufei was chanting Nataku while dancing and >waving his flowers around Shenlong. All: That... IS scary. Treize: My poor dragon, what has this woman done to you? Zechs: *scowls* >Duo sweatdropped. It couldn't be Wufei. Duo/Teena: *yell* Invasion of the Body Snatchers! Others: *sweatdrop* Pointless movie plug #1. >"Then who is it!?" Duo screamed. Teena/Duo: A body snatcher! >"Who done it! I really need to know!" Quatre: It's a whodunit mystery. Zechs: Who cares? Heero: Duo, apparently. Duo: Not me. >In the distance, at the TV room, Duo and Heero's golden retriever, >Eeeno, sat and drooled at the TV as the video played. All: o.O Heero: *looks at Duo* We are NOT getting a dog. Duo: *nods* Definitely. Quatre: That's sick! *buries his head in Trowa's shirt* Teena: Hey, get a room, you two! We saw enough in the fic! Quatre: *jerks back, blushing furiously* I wasn't doing anything like THAT! >And this continued every weekday. Zechs: *as Wufei* This day is WEEK! Treize: Zechs, please. Is this sniping really necessary? Zechs: *sniffs* Yes. Teena: *shrugs* If he hadn't said it, I would have. >=End Ficlet= Guys: *cheer* Teena: I'm proud of you, boys. >Nana: Who knew this would turn out to be "Eenoo Series?" All: Who cared? >Jin: This is so short... you should have made it a one-shot. All: You shouldn't have made it at all. >Nana: Well... hope you guys enjoyed this silly fic. All: We didn't. >==NaNa== Duo: And we know who to blame. Teena: No messing with her, like I said, she's a friend. Guys: *nod innocently* Teena: I MEAN it. And I DO still have access to the Fanfic Writer's Ultimate Attack(tm). Guys: *shiver* We'll leave her alone. Teena: Good. All: *get up and leave* "Well, that was degrading," Duo complained. Quatre grinned at him. "I don't know, you were kind of cute as a chibi bunny." Duo shot an evil glare at Quatre, who promptly hid behind Trowa. Teena sighed as she walked back to her laptop. She glared at Heero. "Ninmu kanryou. Satisfied?" "Disturbed," Heero replied matter-of-factly. Trowa shrugged. "It was a disturbing fic," he commented quietly, before turning around to whisper something in Quatre's ear. The little blond blushed a deep red, but nodded enthusiastically. The pair headed upstairs, obviously to finish what had been so rudely interrupted by the fic. Teena was tapping in a site URL, grinning madly. As the page loaded, she let out a long, low whistle. "Heero, you have amazing taste." Duo wandered over to peer at the screen, then whistled himself. "VERY nice, though I'm not really a still life sort of person. Tape, Heero." "Iie." The other four exchanged evil looks, then closed in around the lone boy. Heero watched them nervously. Teena grinned. "You guys hold him, I'll get the tape." The others nodded, then pounced. Heero struggled, but as he was up against two Gundam pilots and a general in the prime of life, even HE couldn't do that much. Teena dived into the fray and quickly frisked Heero. Experienced due to her own use of spandex as storage, she retrieved the tape in record time, then popped it into the VCR. "Let's see this, now," Duo muttered as he came up behind Teena to push play. The other two let go of Heero and found comfortable places to sit as the tape began. Heero plopped down into a chair to sulk, though he would never admit that's what he was doing. Teena and Duo settled into a little heap on the floor in front of the TV to watch. That was how they spent a good portion of the afternoon. "Duo, are you taking notes?" ~owari~ Duo: Don't need notes. I have an eidetic memory. Teena: Oh. Heero: *scowling* Teena: Oh, Heero, stop feeling sorry for yourself. Don't sulk. Heero: I'm not sulking. Teena/Duo: Yes you are. Heero: *scowls more* Teena: *waves* Anyway, C&C, onegai! Let me know if you liked it!